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Author Topic: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!  (Read 13849 times)
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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2011, 01:29:29 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 12:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine

The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious

and served with a bottle of wine


Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill

and soon fell asleep and made not a peep

not knowing his wife was quite ill


he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part

with a knife dull and rusty

with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace

into a disposal quite crusty



I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there


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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2011, 03:18:38 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2011, 03:43:18 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2011, 03:51:26 AM »
I once had a client try to stuff an entire pork loin down the disposer.  It didn't go.  Wondering if the junk made it through the machine or if it just rattled around in there.  vomit

Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2011, 03:55:05 AM »
Quote from: rgramjet on July 13, 2011, 03:51:26 AM
I once had a client try to stuff an entire pork loin down the disposer.  It didn't go.  Wondering if the junk made it through the machine or if it just rattled around in there.  vomit

Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?

story said the police retrieved some and took it to the hospital.

ex post facto circumcision?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2011, 03:56:39 AM »
Gotcha.  I couldn't bring myself to read it. 
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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 01:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2011, 03:58:53 AM »
I'm always interested in uplifting human interest stories.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2011, 04:22:28 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on July 13, 2011, 03:58:53 AM
I'm always interested in uplifting human interest stories.

Father Bruce Ritter and Covenant House is one of my favorites   Grin waytogo
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« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2011, 05:23:47 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 12:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine
The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious
and served with a bottle of wine

Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill
and soon fell asleep and made not a peep
not knowing his wife was quite ill

he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part
with a knife dull and rusty
with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace
into a disposal quite crusty

I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there

Oh my.....    awesome.      laughingdp    applause
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« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2011, 05:33:06 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2011, 05:59:22 AM »
i am now rethinking my recent policy of being a man whore.

i think i'm going to become a monk instead.

you never know where the crazy will come from.
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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2011, 07:05:55 AM »
No doubt the term "pulling a Becker" will become part of our daily lives from here on....
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« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2011, 07:12:35 AM »
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2011, 07:31:57 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 12:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine

The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious

and served with a bottle of wine


Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill

and soon fell asleep and made not a peep

not knowing his wife was quite ill


he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part

with a knife dull and rusty

with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace

into a disposal quite crusty



I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there


laughingdp awesome

also, what's wrong with you Grin

never mind, I already know.
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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2011, 07:39:44 AM »
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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