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Author Topic: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!  (Read 13852 times)
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« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2011, 07:36:23 AM »
Quote from: Jacob on July 14, 2011, 12:17:58 AM
no no no

these are not things to ponder at night

these are things to lock away in a little box in a dark corner of your mind and forget about

while you rock back and forth whimpering softly
hahahahaha!! that too  laughingdp
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« Reply #46 on: July 14, 2011, 07:37:51 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 14, 2011, 07:34:03 AM
Angry hornet

or even happy hornet.  any kind of make the beast with two backsing insect.. aaaaagh!
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« Reply #47 on: July 14, 2011, 07:38:03 AM »
So, what happens to this guy now?

Medically speaking.
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« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2011, 07:38:16 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 07:37:51 AM
or even happy hornet.  any kind of make the beast with two backsing insect.. aaaaagh!

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« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2011, 07:40:13 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 14, 2011, 07:38:16 AM
Bot fly?

aaaagghhh!hh!


"MAGGOTS"
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« Reply #50 on: July 14, 2011, 07:41:06 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 14, 2011, 07:38:16 AM
Bot fly?

Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 07:40:13 AM
aaaagghhh!hh!

"MAGGOTS"

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« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2011, 07:42:02 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 14, 2011, 07:38:03 AM
So, what happens to this guy now?

Medically speaking.


depends on whether she took the entire package or not.... jewels and all...wait what am I saying....back-up

let me rephrase...the guy is (un)make the beast with two backsed for life henceforth no matter what is left

or we might see a new level of definition for the term "organ donor"
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« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2011, 07:43:28 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 14, 2011, 07:38:03 AM
So, what happens to this guy now?

Medically speaking.
i actually know the answer to this.. it was on the local news last night...

the garbage disposal completely ruined it so they can't reattach. so they will rebuild the uretha so he can urinate normally... he will have something attached that will look nothing like a normal penis, it will be a "tube like structure" & there will be a small squeezable air pump attached under the skin so if he wants to have sex he will literally inflate the tube like structure to do so..

crazily enough the guys friends say his spirits are high...
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« Reply #53 on: July 14, 2011, 07:46:29 AM »
Quote from: elyse on July 14, 2011, 07:43:28 AM
i actually know the answer to this.. it was on the local news last night...

the garbage disposal completely ruined it so they can't reattach. so they will rebuild the uretha so he can urinate normally... he will have something attached that will look nothing like a normal penis, it will be a "tube like structure" & there will be a small squeezable air pump attached under the skin so if he wants to have sex he will literally inflate the tube like structure to do so..

crazily enough the guys friends say his spirits are high...

Huh.

Would it really matter?  I'd guess he's pretty much had his last orgasm ever.
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« Reply #54 on: July 14, 2011, 07:48:38 AM »
Quote from: elyse on July 14, 2011, 07:43:28 AM
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crazily enough the guys friends say his spirits are high...

That would be the drugs they've pumped him full of.


Quote from: Monsterlover on July 14, 2011, 07:46:29 AM
Huh.

Would it really matter?  I'd guess he's pretty much had his last orgasm ever.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
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« Reply #55 on: July 14, 2011, 07:51:34 AM »
Quote from: elyse on July 14, 2011, 07:43:28 AM


crazily enough the guys friends say his spirits are high...

well I can sort of understand....the make the beast with two backsing chattering trouser weasel has finally been silenced....he's catching a break from the constant nagging

it is a terrible burden for men to perpetually try to keep it in-line rather than allowing it to perpetually get lined-up

and when we fail our loved ones and it has its way and runs amok in a girls college dorm for a weekend...well........we should be comforted and

consoled for having momentarily failed in our strivings...not attacked with knives
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« Reply #56 on: July 14, 2011, 07:52:18 AM »
wow, this thread really went to Weirdoville, but I guess it was there from the start..
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« Reply #57 on: July 14, 2011, 07:54:36 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 07:52:18 AM
wow, this thread really went to Weirdoville, but I guess it was there from the start..



Noticed that, did you?
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« Reply #58 on: July 14, 2011, 07:57:19 AM »
What was the initial attraction? Did he meet her at a Benihana?
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« Reply #59 on: July 14, 2011, 08:08:20 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 14, 2011, 07:57:19 AM
What was the initial attraction? Did he meet her at a Benihana?

she was working the meat counter at the grocery store
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