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& people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Quote from: rgramjet on July 13, 2011, 03:51:26 AM
Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?
things to ponder at night...
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Quote from: elyse on July 13, 2011, 08:04:47 AM
things to ponder at night...
no no no
these are not things to ponder at night
these are things to lock away in a little box in a dark corner of your mind and forget about
while you rock back and forth whimpering softly
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It's crimes like this that keeps Freud and his penis envy thing alive. Now, if women would just stop cutting off tallewackers Freud and his whole sexist view of the mind would go away.
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alternatively... Freud was right.
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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Quote from: Jacob on July 14, 2011, 12:17:58 AM
no no no
these are not things to ponder at night
these are things to lock away in a little box in a dark corner of your mind and forget about
while you rock back and forth whimpering softly
it's ok, i'll hold you.
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words that should never be used in the same sentence as the word "penis":
Knife
Razor
Broken Bottle
Teeth
Fangs
have I missed any?
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Quote from: RAT900 on July 14, 2011, 06:31:39 AM
words that should never be used in the same sentence as the word "penis":
Knife
Razor
Broken Bottle
Teeth
Fangs
have I missed any?
"broken glass rod"
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 05:08:17 AM
alternatively... Freud was right.
Of course. But if she envied the thing why would she put it in the disposal? Yes, she was angry but if it was a case of envy you think she would of had it cast in bronze and displayed on the mantel.
to the golden icon.
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"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin
"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando
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true!! agghh
cleats, blowtorch,
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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
ducatiz
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Quote from: akmnstr on July 14, 2011, 06:35:02 AM
Of course. But if she envied the thing why would she put it in the disposal? Yes, she was angry but if it was a case of envy you think she would of had it cast in bronze and displayed on the mantel.
to the golden icon.
because she can't truly "have" it, without surgery.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
ducatiz
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Quote from: RAT900 on July 14, 2011, 06:35:27 AM
true!! agghh
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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The latest update is here
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
Looks like there intend to through the book at her. This thing must be bigger than I first thought
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"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin
"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando
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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 07:13:03 AM
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