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Author Topic: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!  (Read 13853 times)
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« on: July 12, 2011, 03:34:20 PM »
http://www.sacbee.com/2011/07/12/3764598/police-ca-woman-cut-off-husbands.html
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2011, 03:52:46 PM »
Wow, she was angry.   Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2011, 03:56:29 PM »
ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2011, 04:01:25 PM »
Quote from: elyse on July 12, 2011, 03:56:29 PM
ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!
well, I imagine that's what she must have viewed it as
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 04:44:30 PM »
Holy make the beast with two backs. Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 05:20:22 PM »
Quote from: elyse on July 12, 2011, 03:56:29 PM
ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!

not really ouch, she already cut it off.. he wasn't feelign the disposal at all.. 

(side thought:  I wonder if some garbage disposal company could use this as an advert...?)
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Quote from: ducatiz on July 12, 2011, 05:20:22 PM
not really ouch, she already cut it off.. he wasn't feelign the disposal at all.. 

(side thought:  I wonder if some garbage disposal company could use this as an advert...?)
they're gonna use it as a pitch to lawyers.
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 05:28:50 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on July 12, 2011, 05:26:13 PM
they're gonna use it as a pitch to lawyers.

make the beast with two backs that
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 06:04:31 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on July 12, 2011, 05:28:50 PM
make the beast with two backs that

Do so...

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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 06:07:37 PM »
Note to self: stop irritating the wife and don't let her see that story! bang head laughingdp
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2011, 06:37:43 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2011, 06:57:26 PM »
lol! you guys are cracking me up!! i do have to say i have been significantly angry at men in my life before, but ive NEVER considered chopping it off & throwing it in the garbage disposal...that's just wicked!
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2011, 07:30:53 PM »
Not really a surprise in that neighborhood.  Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2011, 12:00:52 AM »
Quote from: fastwin on July 12, 2011, 06:07:37 PM
Note to self: stop irritating the wife and don't let her see that story! bang head laughingdp

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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2011, 12:08:17 AM »
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine

The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious

and served with a bottle of wine


Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill

and soon fell asleep and made not a peep

not knowing his wife was quite ill


he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part

with a knife dull and rusty

with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace

into a disposal quite crusty



I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there
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