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Author Topic: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!  (Read 13851 times)
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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2011, 08:04:47 AM »
Quote from: rgramjet on July 13, 2011, 03:51:26 AM
Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?

things to ponder at night...  laughingdp
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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2011, 12:17:58 AM »
Quote from: elyse on July 13, 2011, 08:04:47 AM
things to ponder at night...  laughingdp

no no no

these are not things to ponder at night

these are things to lock away in a little box in a dark corner of your mind and forget about

while you rock back and forth whimpering softly
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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2011, 04:48:04 AM »
It's crimes like this that keeps Freud and his penis envy thing alive.  Now, if women would just stop cutting off tallewackers Freud and his whole sexist view of the mind would go away.   Cheesy Wink
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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2011, 05:08:17 AM »
alternatively... Freud was right.
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« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2011, 05:45:08 AM »
Quote from: Jacob on July 14, 2011, 12:17:58 AM
no no no

these are not things to ponder at night

these are things to lock away in a little box in a dark corner of your mind and forget about

while you rock back and forth whimpering softly

it's ok, i'll hold you.
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2011, 06:27:07 AM »
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« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2011, 06:31:39 AM »
words that should never be used in the same sentence as the word "penis":

Knife
Razor
Broken Bottle
Teeth
Fangs

have I missed any?
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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2011, 06:33:05 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 14, 2011, 06:31:39 AM
words that should never be used in the same sentence as the word "penis":

Knife
Razor
Broken Bottle
Teeth
Fangs

have I missed any?

"broken glass rod"
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« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2011, 06:35:02 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 05:08:17 AM
alternatively... Freud was right.

Of course.  But if she envied the thing why would she put it in the disposal?  Yes, she was angry but if it was a case of envy you think she would of had it cast in bronze and displayed on the mantel.   bow down bow down to the golden icon.  
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« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2011, 06:35:27 AM »
true!! agghh

cleats, blowtorch,
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« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2011, 06:56:21 AM »
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2011, 07:12:14 AM »
Quote from: akmnstr on July 14, 2011, 06:35:02 AM
Of course.  But if she envied the thing why would she put it in the disposal?  Yes, she was angry but if it was a case of envy you think she would of had it cast in bronze and displayed on the mantel.   bow down bow down to the golden icon.  

because she can't truly "have" it, without surgery.
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« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2011, 07:13:03 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 14, 2011, 06:35:27 AM
true!! agghh

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« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2011, 07:30:59 AM »
The latest update is here http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Looks like there intend to through the book at her.  This thing must be bigger than I first thought laughingdp laughingdp.
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« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2011, 07:34:03 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 07:13:03 AM
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