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Author Topic: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!  (Read 13847 times)
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« Reply #60 on: July 14, 2011, 08:20:41 AM »
If you people stop talking about it the thread will go away and then we can all forget it ever happened and Mr Becker can peacefully open his head with his .45 and we can all get back to living lives where we don't talk about things like this and it will all be better k thanks.
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« Reply #61 on: July 14, 2011, 08:21:36 AM »
This is better than the joke thread. laughingdp I'm sticking to my guns, ease up on hassling the wife for fun and never mention this story. waytogo
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« Reply #62 on: July 14, 2011, 08:45:23 AM »
becker pecker wrecker  laughingdp
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« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2011, 08:47:39 AM »
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« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2011, 08:53:48 AM »
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2011, 10:21:30 AM »
I think we should do a listing of possible organ (I mean member) donors.
Or should I say a list of members that are willing to donate their members to Becker's husband. 
A membership drive for members!


After-all we all ride motorcycles and many of the non-riding public think of us as organ donors. 



Donate your member and avoid the horrors of MANoPause.

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/14/do-guys-experience-manopause/?
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« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2011, 10:29:20 AM »
I'm imagining a vast array of quick-detachable members and an amazing career in porn in his future.
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« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2011, 12:47:53 PM »
Lucy Liu can play her in the inevitable made-for-cable movie.
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