So I have a completely hypothetical situation that I would like to get some input on.
Lets say you were jumped by 3 or 4 dudes one night. Robbed and had a broken bone even. [bang]
Now in this hypothetical situation the dickheads got away.
Now lets say that - by pure luck - you happen to ride by a house to see dickhead #1 entering. So now you know where dickhead #1 lives.
What would you do?
Easy.
Since I would of reported this to the cops when it happened -- I'd call them back and update them.
It is their job, not yours.
You are dealing w/ people who obviously don't subscribe to the rules of common living -- what makes you think the second you try to jump them they don't shoot you this time?
Are you 100% sure it's the same guy?
Was anything they stole of a nature that it is possible/likely this guy still has some of your stuff in his possession?
Quote from: SKOM on July 09, 2008, 08:11:43 AM
So I have a completely hypothetical situation that I would like to get some input on.
Lets say you were jumped by 3 or 4 dudes one night. Robbed and had a broken bone even. [bang] File Police report.
Now in this hypothetical situation the dickheads got away.
Now lets say that - by pure luck - you happen to ride by a house to see dickhead #1 entering. So now you know where dickhead #1 lives. Supplement origianal police report, helping them do their job.
What would you do?
I would think that would be the smart thing to do. It just sucks that they'll prob end up with probation or something.
hypothetically.
Quote from: ducsix on July 09, 2008, 08:15:35 AM
Are you 100% sure it's the same guy?
Was anything they stole of a nature that it is possible/likely this guy still has some of your stuff in his possession?
100% yes.
yes.
Quote from: SKOM on July 09, 2008, 08:17:39 AM
I would think that would be the smart thing to do. It just sucks that they'll prob end up with probation or something.
hypothetically.
Now that isn't true.
How do you know of their priors? How bad was the person beaten? Were there any weapons involved?
Hmmmm.........I know I would have definitely filed a police report after the first incident. As for what to do about seeing dude #1, well.....it would depend on several things.....
Had this really happened to me, I would probably either be in the hospital, dead, or hiring a really good lawyer, as I generally am carrying and would have shot any or all of the guys and preferably shot them dead. If my wife was with me, I'm sure all four would have been shot as she carries, also......but even then it would depend on the situation (location, other people around, how badly caught offguard we were, etc....)
Ideally, I'd have done a Chuck Norris on all of their butts, taken their wallets, and told them if they called the cops, I'd hunt them down and pull a MIA I, II, and III on them.
Truthfully, though, I'd contact the cops and let them do what they should do. If nothing happens and/or they get away without so much as a wrist slap or even having to pay for my medical expenses, well.........let's just say that they will probably have some serious regrets having ever seen me. I am pretty good at planning things and have LOTS of friends that would have absolutely no problems being my alabi.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 09, 2008, 08:22:46 AM
How bad was the person beaten? Were there any weapons involved?
Hypothetically, this might be what happened:
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6396.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6396.0)
Quote from: JBubble on July 09, 2008, 08:25:56 AM
Hypothetically, this might be what happened:
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6396.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6396.0)
[laugh]
I had just copied the link. I'll go to the cops I guess and see what happens.
It's nice to be on the right side of the law for once [evil]
edit: police report already filed.
To be honest. I'm glad I didn't have a gun at the time. Sure they are degenerates who belong in jail where they can be raped repeatedly. But they don't deserve to be dead. But then again maybe I just a big softie deep down.
spoon [evil]
Quote from: JBubble on July 09, 2008, 08:25:56 AM
Hypothetically, this might be what happened:
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6396.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6396.0)
that isn't very descriptive.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 09, 2008, 08:35:56 AM
that isn't very descriptive.
Sorry - no weapons involved. They broke my right ankle, concussion, and tons of bruises, scrapes, bloody nose etc.
I broke one guy's nose for sure and might have blinded another guy in one eye.
edit: +1 on anal spoon
Quote from: SKOM on July 09, 2008, 08:39:01 AM
Sorry - no weapons involved. They broke my right ankle, concussion, and tons of bruises, scrapes, bloody nose etc.
I broke one guy's nose for sure and might have blinded another guy in one eye.
edit: +1 on anal spoon
what prompted the jump?
Quote from: SKOM on July 09, 2008, 08:28:42 AM
But they don't deserve to be dead. But then again maybe I just a big softie deep down.
...and a kick in just the right spot in the temple would have killed you......or hitting your head on the pavement or a curb just right....how about getting hit just enough to turn you into a baffoon with an IQ of 60 and having to live the rest of your life that way?......
I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who acts like they did. I would have no problems sending all four of them 6-feet under if they attacked me. I have a family, a three year old, and what I think to be a fairly promising future to look forward to, and I take it very seriously if anyone was to threaten to take it away from me.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 09, 2008, 08:40:28 AM
what prompted the jump?
Just walking home and dickhead #1 put his finger in his shirt to mimick a gun (not even kidding).
I told him to make the beast with two backs off and walked away.
Then him and his buddies came after me.
Dickhead #1 tries for a haymaker.
I take a step back to avoid said haymaker and then land the worlds most satisfying right jab into his nose.
I keep hitting him till dickheads 2 through 4 jump in.
Eventually I am on the ground playing the part of the soccer ball at the world cup.
Dickhead #2 takes a break from kicking my head and comes in to punch me for a bit in the face.
I grab his shirt with my left hand and jabbed my right thumb into his eye socket all the way to the last knuckle.
One of the dicheads was going through my pockets while two others were on top of me.
They left shortly after the eye poke.
I tried to follow to see where they went but my leg was make the beast with two backsed.
They left my cell phone so I called the cops.
Quote from: Desmo Demon on July 09, 2008, 08:42:25 AM
...and a kick in just the right spot in the temple would have killed you......or hitting your head on the pavement or a curb just right....how about getting hit just enough to turn you into a baffoon with an IQ of 60 and having to live the rest of your life that way?......
I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who acts like they did. I would have no problems sending all four of them 6-feet under if they attacked me. I have a family, a three year old, and what I think to be a fairly promising future to look forward to, and I take it very seriously if anyone was to threaten to take it away from me.
I see your point. I will just say that I think I was very very lucky that it wasn't worse. Plus I only have to support myself. no kids.
Call the cops and tell them where he lives.
After he is prosecuted, pays for crime then the fun begins. You still know where he lives.
Crash you car onto his lawn, set it on fire and call the cops from your house. Tell them you saw him steal your car, that it was probably retaliation for turning him into the cops for crime 1 and you know where he lives. They will find your wrecked burning car as on his lawn. With his record they won't believe a word from his mouth [evil]
Be creative.
me.... I avoid conflict.
but.....
I have been jumped a few times in my younger days. A few times warranted (my smartass mouth), a few times, just because a few guys wanted to show the world how tough they were.
If I played any part in the conflict, and got the beat down..... I chaulk it up to a lesson learned.
If I got the beat down for no fault of my own..... If I saw the guy who did it, the old Worth EST bat would come out of hibernation. (in a very quiet stealthy kind'a way) lesson learned for that guy.
I've seen guys like this get off all the time. No reason to call the cops. I would wait outside of the dudes house with a baseball bat and ski mask and beat the bloody hell out of him. Probably deserves to be shot. Like Desmo Demon said they could have at any point killed you easily. Take said bat to both knees and a few to the body and leave the guy in a wheel chair for the rest of his life. No reason to kill them when they can live in pain for years and years.
Quote from: metallimonster on July 09, 2008, 08:59:53 AM
I've seen guys like this get off all the time. No reason to call the cops. I would wait outside of the dudes house with a baseball bat and ski mask and beat the bloody hell out of him. Probably deserves to be shot. Like Desmo Demon said they could have at any point killed you easily. Take said bat to both knees and a few to the body and leave the guy in a wheel chair for the rest of his life. No reason to kill them when they can live in pain for years and years.
HA! Don't temp me. Problem is I would have to wait 2 months for my leg to heal up otherwise he would get away pretty easily.
Pakhan - That is truly inspired. I might go and buy a car just for that reason. [laugh]
Maybe a PT cruiser ;)
burn down their house.
(or not, but whatever...)
I would soak in some hate for a while. I would indulge in extensive and detailed revenge fantasies, involving the other thumb and the other eye socket. I would hopefully get it all out of my system and call the police.
I am sorry to hear this happened to you. Fvck those guys.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 09, 2008, 08:35:56 AM
that isn't very descriptive.
No, but if you were unaware that SKOM had been jumped, as you appeared to be, it would be a good place to start and had some background.
let the [leo] handle it...
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 09, 2008, 09:51:14 AM
let the [leo] handle it...
whats a smiley gonna do for him ???
[laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 09, 2008, 10:06:20 AM
whats a smiley gonna do for him ???
[laugh]
probably just as much as the real thing...
but it's still the right thing to do ;)
Quote from: SKOM on July 09, 2008, 08:47:55 AM
Just walking home and dickhead #1 put his finger in his shirt to mimick a gun (not even kidding).
I told him to make the beast with two backs off and walked away.
Then him and his buddies came after me.
Dickhead #1 tries for a haymaker.
I take a step back to avoid said haymaker and then land the worlds most satisfying right jab into his nose.
I keep hitting him till dickheads 2 through 4 jump in.
Eventually I am on the ground playing the part of the soccer ball at the world cup.
Dickhead #2 takes a break from kicking my head and comes in to punch me for a bit in the face.
I grab his shirt with my left hand and jabbed my right thumb into his eye socket all the way to the last knuckle.
One of the dicheads was going through my pockets while two others were on top of me.
They left shortly after the eye poke.
I tried to follow to see where they went but my leg was make the beast with two backsed.
They left my cell phone so I called the cops.
A big [thumbsup] on the potential maiming! Sorry about the pun.
Hope your ankle heals up quick and the muther f-ers gets caught.
i know that if i were to do anything other than notify the police, i would think really hard about posting up about it on an internet site..........
a good point, herm [thumbsup]
Quote from: metallimonster on July 09, 2008, 08:59:53 AM
I've seen guys like this get off all the time. No reason to call the cops. I would wait outside of the dudes house with a baseball bat and ski mask and beat the bloody hell out of him. Probably deserves to be shot. Like Desmo Demon said they could have at any point killed you easily. Take said bat to both knees and a few to the body and leave the guy in a wheel chair for the rest of his life. No reason to kill them when they can live in pain for years and years.
Yeah dude, if you feel like spending 10-20 in prison for aggravated assault (or worse), this is a perfect idea.
Call the police and let them do their job.
Silly people, he's in Canada.
Call the mounties! [cheeky]
It's ok. I don't think the mounties know about teh interwebs yet. [bacon]
Since you know where he lives get TONS of junkmail sent to his house.
Quote from: darylbowden on July 09, 2008, 12:07:12 PM
Yeah dude, if you feel like spending 10-20 in prison for aggravated assault (or worse), this is a perfect idea.
Call the police and let them do their job.
+1
Not to mention premeditated.
Let the prosecutors office handle it.
I'll ride by again today to make sure I remember the address right then stop by the cop shop to let them know.
Although the junkmail idea sounds pretty good. ;)
you got mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gay porn subscriptions.
Also subscriptions to the worst most nasty fetish mags you can find.
Im mainly active aggressive. But, my passive aggressive side knows how to get it's groove on too [evil]
Anchovy, pineapple and jabaleno pizzas delivered on an irregular basis. Lifetime nambla membership.....or if you were feeling really mean....sick the Mormon dudes on them! That might be too cruel and unusual though...
You could go straight to the DA and talk to one of the prosecuting attorneys. He may just file charges and have him arrested.
sneak into house when said #1 guy is away, take the batteries out of his smoke detectors, burn down house in middle of night.
ODD, it looks like there's suddenly a lot of "free" stuff at his house being advertised on Craig's List {from a cash-paid internet access point *koff*}.
Quote from: m0t0g0th on July 09, 2008, 07:54:36 PM
ODD, it looks like there's suddenly a lot of "free" stuff at his house being advertised on Craig's List {from a cash-paid internet access point *koff*}.
Any furniture on the front porch?
Craig's List Free Section: Nice outdoor furniture available. Will place on front porch for first person who gets here. Please do not knock; elderly mother is ill.
This could turn into a nifty "get even" thread, couldn't it? ;D
I tell you what I'd do.
1) Throw out the idea of the police catching them, even if they did, they probably wouldn't be able to find enough supporting evidence. My experience with cops has been unless the perp leaves a note, signed and dated in triplicate, with witnesses, they aren't going to be able to do a damn thing.
2) I'd start tailing the guy, especially on the weekends, when he might meet up with his buddies.
3) Find out where they live.
4) Catch up with them one at a time, preferably in a dark ally, smash them with a baton(I'd even do it from the back, that's right I'd sneakup AND use a weapon). Take anything they had on them.
5) I'd repeat it every couple of months for as long as I knew where they lived, I'd wait a bit let them start relaxing again, then BAM! It happens again, call it forced karma.
6) I would also be tempted to "find" them in public places and randomly hose them down with pepper spray. I got all sorts of stuff. Make them live a terrified paranoid existence. [evil] Facking rat bastards deserve no better.
ps this stuff only works if the police are NOT notified, as soon as the po knows your connection you'd become suspect #1 if the perp had the nerve to make a report.
pss Dickheads that travel and attack in groups are the reason I started carrying a kubaton that sprays pepperspray, I can slow down one or two of them and give myself time to dispatch the others.
Quote from: WannaDucBad on July 09, 2008, 09:40:06 PM
I tell you what I'd do.
1) Throw out the idea of the police catching them, even if they did, they probably wouldn't be able to find enough supporting evidence. My experience with cops has been unless the perp leaves a note, signed and dated in triplicate, with witnesses, they aren't going to be able to do a damn thing.
2) I'd start tailing the guy, especially on the weekends, when he might meet up with his buddies.
3) Find out where they live.
4) Catch up with them one at a time, preferably in a dark ally, smash them with a baton(I'd even do it from the back, that's right I'd sneakup AND use a weapon). Take anything they had on them.
5) I'd repeat it every couple of months for as long as I knew where they lived, I'd wait a bit let them start relaxing again, then BAM! It happens again, call it forced karma.
6) I would also be tempted to "find" them in public places and randomly hose them down with pepper spray. I got all sorts of stuff. Make them live a terrified paranoid existence. [evil] Facking rat bastards deserve no better.
ps this stuff only works if the police are NOT notified, as soon as the po knows your connection you'd become suspect #1 if the perp had the nerve to make a report.
I'll tell you what I'd do...
Not pretend like I'm make the beast with two backsing Rambo and own up to reality.
I'm not Rambo, but I can swing a make the beast with two backsing stick. Reality is that numbers make for an uneven playing field, I do know how to level that field. Catch 'em one on one and let them play the otherside.
Quote from: WannaDucBad on July 09, 2008, 09:48:52 PM
I'm not Rambo, but I can swing a make the beast with two backsing stick. Reality is that numbers make for an uneven playing field, I do know how to level that field. Catch 'em one on one and let them play the otherside.
Great, so now instead of possibly sending them to jail, you just gave yourself 8 felonies.
Quote from: darylbowden on July 09, 2008, 09:55:39 PM
Great, so now instead of possibly sending them to jail, you just gave yourself 8 felonies.
just another internet badass
Only if you get caught. Remember most crooks have an aversion to police. Also I wouldn't expect the cops to be much better at catching me than they would the perps. He asked what I'd do, I said it. It differs from your idea, whatever dude. Go ahead turn the other cheek if that's your thing. Personally in a system that coddles the perps and tramples the vics I say make the beast with two backs it. It's time for us to take some power back. The cops are clearly overwhelmed(issuing speeding tickets), so it's our responsiblity to make the crooks think twice. The fact they that they were able to do this in a street as people drove past indicates they were terrified of the cops to me, yeah right. I advocate violence as a deterent to violence, because it's a language these people understand. Anything less is viewed as weakness and not to be respected. So my solution.... make the beast with two backs em up!
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 10, 2008, 05:58:34 AM
just another internet badass
I spent five years as a bouncer in Albuquerque. The thugs there have never even heard of "one on one" or fighting without a weapon. So yeah I know how to handle myself. Violence is not the first answer but to many people today think it's never the answer. They are wrong, sometimes it's the only answer.
Quote from: WannaDucBad on July 09, 2008, 09:40:06 PM
I tell you what I'd do.
1) Throw out the idea of the police catching them, even if they did, they probably wouldn't be able to find enough supporting evidence. My experience with cops has been unless the perp leaves a note, signed and dated in triplicate, with witnesses, they aren't going to be able to do a damn thing.
2) I'd start tailing the guy, especially on the weekends, when he might meet up with his buddies.
3) Find out where they live.
4) Catch up with them one at a time, preferably in a dark ally, smash them with a baton(I'd even do it from the back, that's right I'd sneakup AND use a weapon). Take anything they had on them.
5) I'd repeat it every couple of months for as long as I knew where they lived, I'd wait a bit let them start relaxing again, then BAM! It happens again, call it forced karma.
6) I would also be tempted to "find" them in public places and randomly hose them down with pepper spray. I got all sorts of stuff. Make them live a terrified paranoid existence. [evil] Facking rat bastards deserve no better.
ps this stuff only works if the police are NOT notified, as soon as the po knows your connection you'd become suspect #1 if the perp had the nerve to make a report.
pss Dickheads that travel and attack in groups are the reason I started carrying a kubaton that sprays pepperspray, I can slow down one or two of them and give myself time to dispatch the others.
[laugh]
I don't care what anyone says that stuff sounds like it sure would be satisfying. I am going to wait over the weekend to decide whether or not to notify the po po. What you said about no evidence... This is my biggest concern. When it comes down to it - it is my word against his right?
I'll prob end up going to the cops and if that doesn't work out then I'll take it from there. Believe it or not I am not really a violent type of guy (unless cornered). But then again there are plenty of non-violent ways to make people miserable... ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y
Junk mail is okay, but be more creative. Don't you think his boss or neighbor's would be interested in his kinky fetishes? Mail them to his mom!!! Go beyone creative, go insidious!!
What the stinkiest stuff on earth?? Spray it on his front/back door. Coyote urine? Moose aprodesiac?? It would make a nice car deodorizer (if he's kind enough to leave the windows down). make sure to hit the underside of the seats - it's almost impossible to clean off!!
Yeah, I'd report all 4 of them to the cops. It may not work out for you, but the when WannaDucBad kills them, he's got justifiable defense because it's on their records they beat up people.
It's easy and fun to dream up these things, but I'd never follow through with them. At least not now, until I live through what you went through.
Best of luck whatever you do.
laura
Quote from: bobspapa on July 10, 2008, 08:08:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y
LOL!!! and there you go. Problem solved..... [laugh]
Quote from: lauramonster on July 10, 2008, 08:18:58 AM
Junk mail is okay, but be more creative. Don't you think his boss or neighbor's would be interested in his kinky fetishes? Mail them to his mom!!! Go beyone creative, go insidious!!
What the stinkiest stuff on earth?? Spray it on his front/back door. Coyote urine? Moose aprodesiac?? It would make a nice car deodorizer (if he's kind enough to leave the windows down). make sure to hit the underside of the seats - it's almost impossible to clean off!!
Yeah, I'd report all 4 of them to the cops. It may not work out for you, but the when WannaDucBad kills them, he's got justifiable defense because it's on their records they beat up people.
It's easy and fun to dream up these things, but I'd never follow through with them. At least not now, until I live through what you went through.
Best of luck whatever you do.
laura
[laugh] [laugh]
I love you guys. The DMF is full of evil genius. I'll have to wait to see bobspapa's post. Stupid websense blocking everything.
Websense! You are next >:(
Stalk him and figure out who he is then make the dirty with his girlfriend, sisters, and mother.
Take a steaming dump on the hood of his car.
Deposit all roadkill you may encounter on his front porch.
Adopt his dog without consent...be nice to the puppy.
A nice box of snakes addressed to him and waiting as if UPS delivered it.
A late night M4M Craigslist ad featuring his address.
^
Awesome.
Smear dog poo on the windows of the house and car (and door handles/knobs)
[evil]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 10, 2008, 08:08:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y
Ok I'm at home now . BWAHAHA
They always underestimate the kick to the balls. [laugh]
Maybe advertise on craigslist (and whatever other popular free mediums are available) his address as a place for sale/to rent...
But make it a perfect advertisement for thieves. Post full address, with lots of pictures of "the interior" of "his" house. Make sure you include pictures of the 52" plasma, the new iMac, nice stereo, anything desirable and acquirable. Mention that people will be unable to view it during certain hours because he will be out working, and nobody will be at the house. He will also be away on certain weekends. Oh, and for all those that keep asking about security alarms; for the last time, no, there isn't one.
This would probably work pretty well where I'm from in New Zealand...
Edit: Really I'm just a +1 on the cops route...
WWSDD??
Quote from: herm on July 11, 2008, 06:47:23 AM
WWSDD??
Anal.
Which the bastards would probably get in prison. Hence, call the cops. And hope. Just don't go all Internet Tough Guy on them. Then you might be the one getting the unsolicited prison anal.
sac
this thread is highly entertaining... but I'm willing to bet that in a my word v. your word situation such as this... bad dude is getting a warning like, [leo]:"I'll be keeping an eye on you. Make sure you're not involved in anything like this ever again." EOS.
That's no reason not to call the cops but keeping reality "real" sometimes means realizing that in this world there is no absolute justice.
Your best bet is to take measures to make sure that it doesn't happen to you again.
Quote from: WannaDucBad on July 10, 2008, 05:59:46 AM
The cops are clearly overwhelmed(issuing speeding tickets), so it's our responsiblity to make the crooks think twice.
That's right it's our duty as Americans to help the cops.
Quote from: WannaDucBad on July 09, 2008, 09:40:06 PM
I tell you what I'd do.
1) Throw out the idea of the police catching them, even if they did, they probably wouldn't be able to find enough supporting evidence. My experience with cops has been unless the perp leaves a note, signed and dated in triplicate, with witnesses, they aren't going to be able to do a damn thing.
2) I'd start tailing the guy, especially on the weekends, when he might meet up with his buddies.
3) Find out where they live.
4) Catch up with them one at a time, preferably in a dark ally, smash them with a baton(I'd even do it from the back, that's right I'd sneakup AND use a weapon). Take anything they had on them.
5) I'd repeat it every couple of months for as long as I knew where they lived, I'd wait a bit let them start relaxing again, then BAM! It happens again, call it forced karma.
6) I would also be tempted to "find" them in public places and randomly hose them down with pepper spray. I got all sorts of stuff. Make them live a terrified paranoid existence. [evil] Facking rat bastards deserve no better.
ps this stuff only works if the police are NOT notified, as soon as the po knows your connection you'd become suspect #1 if the perp had the nerve to make a report.
pss Dickheads that travel and attack in groups are the reason I started carrying a kubaton that sprays pepperspray, I can slow down one or two of them and give myself time to dispatch the others.
PSSS reading this made me all warm and happy insdie [thumbsup]
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 11, 2008, 03:24:14 PM
PSSS reading this made me all warm and happy insdie [thumbsup]
PSSSS PS stands for post scriptum or post script, so if you want to ps a ps, then it's pps, ppps, and pppps. You may now smear poo on my car. I know I am an ass, and I'm sorry. I wish I could help it. [end threadjack] Sorry [slowly backs out of room]. So Sorry.........
sorryJust call the cops. After that, forgive them. Revenge just shortens your life. Think long term, not short term. Doing crap to them will only make you feel better for a little bit.
I think I may be in the wrong crowd :-\
Quote from: jclin on July 11, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
PSSSS PS stands for post scriptum or post script, so if you want to ps a ps, then it's pps, ppps, and pppps. You may now smear poo on my car. I know I am an ass, and I'm sorry. I wish I could help it. [end threadjack] Sorry [slowly backs out of room]. So Sorry......... sorry
Just call the cops. After that, forgive them. Revenge just shortens your life. Think long term, not short term. Doing crap to them will only make you feel better for a little bit.
I think I may be in the wrong crowd :-\
I feel like my life is shorter now for some reason...
Quote from: jclin on July 11, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
Just call the cops. After that, forgive them.
Forgive who? The cops? ;D
I suppose you are right. Just because they are too busy writing speeding tickets and eating donuts to deal with real criminals is no reason to hate them. [cheeky]
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 11, 2008, 07:46:29 PM
I feel like my life is shorter now for some reason...
Bah! Whatever..... Excuse me for being anal (a.k.a. "particular"). >:( [roll]
Don't know where you live but.
Call the cops!
Like said before it is their job.
If you go after this person you might do more to him than they did to you. If this happens then you are going to jail.
Three on one is called gang assault where I live.
Which is a very serious charge.
Did the Police take pictures of your injuries?
Quote from: jclin on July 11, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
PSSSS PS stands for post scriptum or post script, so if you want to ps a ps, then it's pps, ppps, and pppps. You may now smear poo on my car. I know I am an ass, and I'm sorry. I wish I could help it. [end threadjack] Sorry [slowly backs out of room]. So Sorry......... sorry
Just call the cops. After that, forgive them. Revenge just shortens your life. Think long term, not short term. Doing crap to them will only make you feel better for a little bit.
I think I may be in the wrong crowd :-\
[laugh] [clap] Hilarious! I'll back you up jclin! [thumbsup] PPS not PSS! Come back into the room, and hold that head up high.
Best advice yet! Not the most entertaining idea to fantasize about, but the best advice! [thumbsup]
Quote from: jclin on July 12, 2008, 01:03:48 AM
Bah! Whatever..... Excuse me for being anal (a.k.a. "particular"). >:( [roll]
I just had flashbacks to my high school English teacher and freaked out. Thank you for the correction.
Quote from: zarn02 on July 09, 2008, 09:07:32 AM
burn down their house.
(or not, but whatever...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st1lH8zcIuQ
HOLY SCHNIKEY!!!! That's the second '80's flash back video in two days! Yikes could be a trend.
Smearing poo sounds ucky!!! It was suggested that vaseline on the windows and door knobs of the house would be better. As they clean, it just keeps on smearing!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Just don't park close and us papertowels that could easily be thrown away (if chased). Course, if he shoots you thinking you're an intruder, it's not worth it.
Much better to dream and take the high road.
Quote from: lauramonster on July 12, 2008, 01:56:52 PM
Smearing poo sounds ucky!!! It was suggested that vaseline on the windows and door knobs of the house would be better. As they clean, it just keeps on smearing!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Just don't park close and us papertowels that could easily be thrown away (if chased). Course, if he shoots you thinking you're an intruder, it's not worth it.
Much better to dream and take the high road.
Vasoline on the windshield wipers is the gift that just keeps giving! [evil]
Oh My God that is Excellent. [laugh]
Even I could do that!!!!!
almost impossible to get off the wiper blade.
1. Teabag perp's front doorknob, and anything else you desire that comes into contact with perp's hands or mouth. Take detailed pictures.
2. Anonymously mail pics to perp about a week later, asking how he likes your junk.
:)
So.... Did the cops serve up some justice, or did you send them a poo pizza?
Just don't incriminate yourself for our enjoyment... [cheeky]
but please let us know if there is resolution..
Well I told the po po where he lives. They said they would send a car over. That was yesterday.
I haven't heard anything but I will give them a call tomorrow and let you know.
Oh and I just wanted to publicly thank my S.O. She surprised me with a new iPod to replace the one that was stolen. Keep in mind that she makes close to minimum wage and probably spent every last penny she had. I was pretty touched. Thank you Janice!
Quote from: SKOM on July 15, 2008, 08:46:50 PM
Well I told the po po where he lives. They said they would send a car over. That was yesterday.
I haven't heard anything but I will give them a call tomorrow and let you know.
Oh and I just wanted to publicly thank my S.O. She surprised me with a new iPod to replace the one that was stolen. Keep in mind that she makes close to minimum wage and probably spent every last penny she had. I was pretty touched. Thank you Janice!
[clap]She's a keeper! [clap]
Quote from: SKOM on July 15, 2008, 08:46:50 PM
Well I told the po po where he lives. They said they would send a car over. That was yesterday.
I haven't heard anything but I will give them a call tomorrow and let you know.
Oh and I just wanted to publicly thank my S.O. She surprised me with a new iPod to replace the one that was stolen. Keep in mind that she makes close to minimum wage and probably spent every last penny she had. I was pretty touched. Thank you Janice!
That's cool. But no need to spend a few hundred to do something really nice for you, especially if she is cash strapped. Hmm, let me see if I can think of anything she could do for you that would be really special, but also free. [drums fingers on table] I mean something you would really really enjoy but wouldn't have to shell out a dime for. Something that the two of you could do together to have a little quality time with eachother. Um . . . er . . . well geez, nothing is coming to mind right now, but I will let you know if I think of anything. ;)
sac
/good luck with po po
Sac has lost his touch.
I know, because the last time I saw him, he refused to touch me.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 16, 2008, 10:01:47 AM
I know, because the last time I saw him, he refused to touch me.
There could be a
million reasons for this.... half of them diseases! [laugh]
Yup she's a keeper. Getting married next year.
Oh and Sac - I think I know what you were hinting at and yes we did lots of that. We did it at the park, in the back yard, at the lake.... oh man I love Bocce ball.
;D
Anyway. Spoke to the cops this morning. The actual officer handling my case. They stopped be the guy's house. They know who he is as they have been there before. I'm heading down today for a photo lineup.
[leo]
/bocce
Quote from: jclin on July 16, 2008, 05:19:42 PM
There could be a million reasons for this.... half of them diseases! [laugh]
I'm clean
sort of
Woohoo! I hope it keeps on going like this and the cops can resolve it properly. Keep us posted. [thumbsup]
Go LEO's! [leo]
I hope you get that SOaB, and I'm glad to hear that the legal safe route is making progress. Clear head - 1, Emotional rage - 0.
Holy crap. I got a call from one of the police officers last Friday.
The dumb mother fcker tried to pawn my iPod.
I am getting my iPod back PLUS this dickhole is going to jail.
Seems like things might be turning around. [thumbsup]
cha-ching!
Nice 8)
Damn. In addition to being identified by you (and you know where he lives), he confirmed that he was in possession of your property...
All that's left to do is to get someone to seduce his girlfriend while he's in jail. [evil]
Ill do it
Quote from: Manny on September 07, 2008, 01:10:32 PM
Damn. In addition to being identified by you (and you know where he lives), he confirmed that he was in possession of your property...
All that's left to do is to get someone to seduce his girlfriend while he's in jail. [evil]
[laugh]
First one to do it wins a case of beer.
Too bad I'm spoken for. ;) Sooo. now I have 2 identical iPods.
Quote from: SKOM on September 07, 2008, 02:53:49 PM
[laugh]
First one to do it wins a case of beer.
Too bad I'm spoken for. ;) Sooo. now I have 2 identical iPods.
I'll do it for the iPod.
Quote from: someguy on September 07, 2008, 03:01:14 PM
I'll do it for the iPod.
Deal. [thumbsup]
But you still have to ask yourself. "Is it worth the vd?"
Quote from: SKOM on September 07, 2008, 03:33:51 PM
Deal. [thumbsup]
But you still have to ask yourself. "Is it worth the vd?"
For her or for me? ;)
Quote from: someguy on September 07, 2008, 03:37:05 PM
For her or for me? ;)
Ok now I'm throwing in a new billet sprocket cover. [moto]
Quote from: SKOM on September 07, 2008, 03:51:05 PM
Ok now I'm throwing in a new billet sprocket cover. [moto]
For that I can give her any combination Gonorrhea, Chlymadia, or a scorching case of Herpes. [thumbsup]
Quote from: someguy on September 07, 2008, 03:54:50 PM
For that I can give her any combination Gonorrhea, Chlymadia, or a scorching case of Herpes. [thumbsup]
[puke]
[laugh]
Glad to hear one for the good guys....
I'll toast to that! [beer]
+1 for someone who's had the string of luck you have had it's nice to hear things are turning around. [beer]
Good news ;D
that is good news [thumbsup]
good to hear SKOM...
you bringing the better half down here with you?
Spider
Quote from: Spider on September 08, 2008, 07:28:06 PM
good to hear SKOM...
you bringing the better half down here with you?
Spider
Yup. ;D
Janice, the dogs, and me. We all fly out on Monday. I can't wait.