What would you do?

[Scottish]

I tell you what I'd do.
1) Throw out the idea of the police catching them, even if they did, they probably wouldn't be able to find enough supporting evidence. My experience with cops has been unless the perp leaves a note, signed and dated in triplicate, with witnesses, they aren't going to be able to do a damn thing.
2) I'd start tailing the guy, especially on the weekends, when he might meet up with his buddies.
3) Find out where they live.
4) Catch up with them one at a time, preferably in a dark ally, smash them with a baton(I'd even do it from the back, that's right I'd sneakup AND use a weapon). Take anything they had on them.
5) I'd repeat it every couple of months for as long as I knew where they lived, I'd wait a bit let them start relaxing again, then BAM! It happens again, call it forced karma.
6) I would also be tempted to "find" them in public places and randomly hose them down with pepper spray. I got all sorts of stuff. Make them live a terrified paranoid existence.  Facking rat bastards deserve no better.



ps this stuff only works if the police are NOT notified, as soon as the po knows your connection you'd become suspect #1 if the perp had the nerve to make a report.


pss Dickheads that travel and attack in groups are the reason I started carrying a kubaton that sprays pepperspray, I can slow down one or two of them and give myself time to dispatch the others.

[darylbowden]

I tell you what I'd do.
1) Throw out the idea of the police catching them, even if they did, they probably wouldn't be able to find enough supporting evidence. My experience with cops has been unless the perp leaves a note, signed and dated in triplicate, with witnesses, they aren't going to be able to do a damn thing.
2) I'd start tailing the guy, especially on the weekends, when he might meet up with his buddies.
3) Find out where they live.
4) Catch up with them one at a time, preferably in a dark ally, smash them with a baton(I'd even do it from the back, that's right I'd sneakup AND use a weapon). Take anything they had on them.
5) I'd repeat it every couple of months for as long as I knew where they lived, I'd wait a bit let them start relaxing again, then BAM! It happens again, call it forced karma.
6) I would also be tempted to "find" them in public places and randomly hose them down with pepper spray. I got all sorts of stuff. Make them live a terrified paranoid existence.  Facking rat bastards deserve no better.



ps this stuff only works if the police are NOT notified, as soon as the po knows your connection you'd become suspect #1 if the perp had the nerve to make a report.

I'll tell you what I'd do...

Not pretend like I'm make the beast with two backsing Rambo and own up to reality.

[Scottish]

I'm not Rambo, but I can swing a make the beast with two backsing stick. Reality is that numbers make for an uneven playing field, I do know how to level that field. Catch 'em one on one and let them play the otherside.

[darylbowden]

I'm not Rambo, but I can swing a make the beast with two backsing stick. Reality is that numbers make for an uneven playing field, I do know how to level that field. Catch 'em one on one and let them play the otherside.

Great, so now instead of possibly sending them to jail, you just gave yourself 8 felonies.

[cyrus buelton]

Great, so now instead of possibly sending them to jail, you just gave yourself 8 felonies.

just another internet badass

[Scottish]

Only if you get caught. Remember most crooks have an aversion to police. Also I wouldn't expect the cops to be much better at catching me than they would the perps. He asked what I'd do, I said it. It differs from your idea, whatever dude. Go ahead turn the other cheek if that's your thing. Personally in a system that coddles the perps and tramples the vics I say make the beast with two backs it. It's time for us to take some power back. The cops are clearly overwhelmed(issuing speeding tickets), so it's our responsiblity to make the crooks think twice. The fact they that they were able to do this in a street as people drove past indicates they were terrified of the cops to me, yeah right. I advocate violence as a deterent to violence, because it's a language these people understand. Anything less is viewed as weakness and not to be respected. So my solution.... make the beast with two backs em up!

[Scottish]

just another internet badass

I spent five years as a bouncer in Albuquerque. The thugs there have never even heard of "one on one" or fighting without a weapon. So yeah I know how to handle myself. Violence is not the first answer but to many people today think it's never the answer. They are wrong, sometimes it's the only answer.

[SKOM]

I tell you what I'd do.
1) Throw out the idea of the police catching them, even if they did, they probably wouldn't be able to find enough supporting evidence. My experience with cops has been unless the perp leaves a note, signed and dated in triplicate, with witnesses, they aren't going to be able to do a damn thing.
2) I'd start tailing the guy, especially on the weekends, when he might meet up with his buddies.
3) Find out where they live.
4) Catch up with them one at a time, preferably in a dark ally, smash them with a baton(I'd even do it from the back, that's right I'd sneakup AND use a weapon). Take anything they had on them.
5) I'd repeat it every couple of months for as long as I knew where they lived, I'd wait a bit let them start relaxing again, then BAM! It happens again, call it forced karma.
6) I would also be tempted to "find" them in public places and randomly hose them down with pepper spray. I got all sorts of stuff. Make them live a terrified paranoid existence.  Facking rat bastards deserve no better.



ps this stuff only works if the police are NOT notified, as soon as the po knows your connection you'd become suspect #1 if the perp had the nerve to make a report.


pss Dickheads that travel and attack in groups are the reason I started carrying a kubaton that sprays pepperspray, I can slow down one or two of them and give myself time to dispatch the others.

I don't care what anyone says that stuff sounds like it sure would be satisfying. I am going to wait over the weekend to decide whether or not to notify the po po. What you said about no evidence... This is my biggest concern. When it comes down to it - it is my word against his right?

I'll prob end up going to the cops and if that doesn't work out then I'll take it from there. Believe it or not I am not really a violent type of guy (unless cornered). But then again there are plenty of non-violent ways to make people miserable... 

[Grampa]

[lauramonster]

Junk mail is okay, but be more creative.  Don't you think his boss or neighbor's would be interested in his kinky fetishes?  Mail them to his mom!!!   Go beyone creative, go insidious!!

What the stinkiest stuff on earth??  Spray it on his front/back door.  Coyote urine?  Moose aprodesiac??  It would make a nice car deodorizer (if he's kind enough to leave the windows down).  make sure to hit the underside of the seats - it's almost impossible to clean off!!

Yeah, I'd report all  4 of them to the cops.  It may not work out for you, but the when WannaDucBad kills them, he's got justifiable defense because it's on their records they beat up people. 

It's easy and fun to dream up these things, but I'd never follow through with them.  At least not now, until I live through what you went through.

Best of luck whatever you do.
laura

[Scottish]

LOL!!! and there you go. Problem solved..... 

[SKOM]

Junk mail is okay, but be more creative.  Don't you think his boss or neighbor's would be interested in his kinky fetishes?  Mail them to his mom!!!   Go beyone creative, go insidious!!

What the stinkiest stuff on earth??  Spray it on his front/back door.  Coyote urine?  Moose aprodesiac??  It would make a nice car deodorizer (if he's kind enough to leave the windows down).  make sure to hit the underside of the seats - it's almost impossible to clean off!!

Yeah, I'd report all  4 of them to the cops.  It may not work out for you, but the when WannaDucBad kills them, he's got justifiable defense because it's on their records they beat up people. 

It's easy and fun to dream up these things, but I'd never follow through with them.  At least not now, until I live through what you went through.

Best of luck whatever you do.
laura

I love you guys. The DMF is full of evil genius. I'll have to wait to see bobspapa's post. Stupid websense blocking everything.

Websense! You are next 

[Nitewaif]

Stalk him and figure out who he is then make the dirty with his girlfriend, sisters, and mother. 

Take a steaming dump on the hood of his car.

Deposit all roadkill you may encounter on his front porch.

Adopt his dog without consent...be nice to the puppy.

A nice box of snakes addressed to him and waiting as if UPS delivered it.

A late night M4M Craigslist ad featuring his address.

[Monsterlover]

^

Awesome.

Smear dog poo on the windows of the house and car (and door handles/knobs)

[SKOM]

Ok I'm at home now .  BWAHAHA

They always underestimate the kick to the balls.