He said he had a circumcision.
Oh, wait ...no, it was eye surgery. Sorry about that. ;D
Anyway, he's doing OK. He'll be at the party.
We'll keep an eye on him. (pun intended). [thumbsup]
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That made me spit powerade all over my keyboard. Haha
Thanks for the update on Cory
[bacon] Some like bacon with the rind [roll] some without ! [bacon]
Glad to hear Cory will be at his sendoff !! Thanks CDC for your hospitality !!
what are you saying? He went in for a circumcision and the doc couldn't see..........now they're both recovering from eye surgery? [cheeky]
Whatever he is recovering from, I'm glad he's doing well! [thumbsup]
Cory, did you get a whiff of your own burning flesh?
Quote from: newslacker on July 15, 2008, 03:04:52 PM
Cory, did you get a whiff of your own burning flesh?
Of course not! He won't be able to smell until his eye circumcision heals.
Hope it heals quickly, Cory. [thumbsup]
wtf, why isn't he posting yet?
Well duh! He can't see the freaking keyboard! [laugh] Cory, get well soon. Hopefully you'll be able to see well by this weekend. If you can't I'll open your beers and hand them to you. [drink] I have this image in my mind of the original black and white Invisible Man movie when they unwrap the bandages from around his head and there is nothing there!! Hope that won't be the case with you! See you Saturday. [thumbsup]
he's just a wuss.
unless, of course, it was something more than just lasik...and was actually serious, in which case i retract what i said because that would be callous, and in such a case i would offer my similar wishes of a speedy recovery.
Quote from: caffeinejunkee on July 15, 2008, 03:54:33 PM
Of course not! He won't be able to smell until his eye circumcision heals.
Hope it heals quickly, Cory. [thumbsup]
You know... .
..he always did look a little COCK EYED! [laugh]
;D Heal up Corey.
Saturday we get drunk.
Cory,
I hope the operation was a success and that you're feeling ok. See you later... haha... that's funny... I just made a sight joke.
reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke...
“Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'â€
OK, thread jack complete. Our job is done here. Who's our next victim? Hmmmm....
Quote from: fastwin on July 15, 2008, 07:33:36 PM
OK, thread jack complete. Our job is done here. Who's our next victim? Hmmmm....
Can you threadjack that mustache thread to something about a party for Cory on the 19th? It would be hilarious if you did. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh].
It might piss some people off though. :(
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;D
Quote from: McKraut on July 15, 2008, 03:57:32 PM
wtf, why isn't he posting yet?
Quote from: fastwin on July 15, 2008, 04:03:02 PM
Well duh! He can't see the freaking keyboard! [laugh] Cory, get well soon. Hopefully you'll be able to see well by this weekend. If you can't I'll open your beers and hand them to you. [drink] I have this image in my mind of the original black and white Invisible Man movie when they unwrap the bandages from around his head and there is nothing there!! Hope that won't be the case with you! See you Saturday. [thumbsup]
He said his vision is IZ_ and it's kinda difficult to see the monitor of his computer. In fact he just "listens" to his TV all day long. He says he's OK and has what he needs right now. Unfortunately, he was told not to drink or swim for awhile so he'll be at the party but will be a spectator not a participant.
Freaking doctors! What do they know anyways. ;D
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Quote from: cdc on July 15, 2008, 07:54:31 PM
Freaking doctors! What do they know anyways. ;D
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Can you give a second opinion? [drink] [evil] [drink]
I'm certain beer has healing properties. [thumbsup]
Quote from: cdc on July 15, 2008, 07:54:31 PM...Unfortunately, he was told not to drink...
...but he'll shrivel up! :'(
Quote from: CountPuggula on July 15, 2008, 08:06:02 PM
...but he'll shrivel up! :'(
yes, yes, he'll die of dehydration but his eyes, his eyes they will be perfect! muwahaha!
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i like refried beans..... but i wanna try "fried beans". 'cause maybe they taste just as good and we're wastin' time.... you don't have to fry them again after all
Huh? Whaaa... what did I miss?
i'm sick of following my dreams, man.... i'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Quote from: McKraut on July 16, 2008, 05:23:00 AM
i'm sick of following my dreams, man.... i'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
There are six ducks out there,
and they all want Sun Chips!
If only my cat would bring me more coffee... :P
i've got so much tarter i don't need to dip my fishsticks in shit!
I didn't know Cory became Jewish. Well, L'chaim! [wine]
Man Cory, that's dedication, first the knife, and then, no [bacon] for life.
[cheeky]
Have you ever seen a thread spiral out of control as fast as this one? It's like watching a plane run out of gas mid air. There has to be some some of DMF record we are setting here and don't even know it. [wine] [clap] [popcorn] [bacon] ;D
The bar is raised at every opportunity.
cdc
Quote from: SUPER POOPER on July 16, 2008, 04:52:51 AM
Huh? Whaaa... what did I miss?
[roll] While we're jackin, whackin, & smackin'
COUNT P say it ain't so !!! - SUPER POOPER - Dude :-\ - If you were ever on the rails you are officially off now !! :o You going to seek sponsorship from metamucil & senakot ??
Even if the others are ignoring this in hopes it goes away :-X - I beg you to reconsider :-\
Quote from: *** on July 15, 2008, 07:54:31 PM
He said his vision is IZ_ and it's kinda difficult to see the monitor of his computer. In fact he just "listens" to his TV all day long. He says he's OK and has what he needs right now. Unfortunately, he was told not to drink or swim for awhile so he'll be at the party but will be a spectator not a participant.
Freaking doctors! What do they know anyways. ;D
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When I had lasik they gave me some tinted goggles to wear around. I had it done at 7 in the morning and had clear vision by 11am. I was on the computer mere hours after the procedure.
BTW, there's nothing like the smell of singed eyeballs in the morning.
You could have talked all day long and not mentioned the singed eyeball thing. [puke]
I think Cory said he wasn't getting Lasik, it was PRK
Oooh, going under the knife. Gnarly.
Let's all put together some music for Cory to get better by...
"I can see clearly now" Johnny Nash
"I can see for miles" The Who
"I've seen all good people" Yes
"If you see her, say hello" Bob Dylan
"I'll be seeing you" Frank Sinatra
"You see the trouble with me" Barry White
"See what tomorrow brings" Arc Angels
Quote from: bryant8 on July 16, 2008, 09:05:03 AM
I think Cory said he wasn't getting Lasik, it was PRK
cory is getting north korea done to his eyes? i can't say i'd recommend that.
Quote from: McKraut on July 16, 2008, 10:45:34 AM
cory is getting north korea done to his eyes? i can't say i'd recommend that.
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: *** on July 15, 2008, 07:54:31 PM
He said his vision is IZ_ and it's kinda difficult to see the monitor of his computer. In fact he just "listens" to his TV all day long.
And I thought I was the only one who
watched listened to scrambled porn all day long [popcorn]
I did indeed have PRK performed instead of the Lasik (I am not gonna explain the difference on here use wikipedia you nerds). The main reason for the PRK is because I didn't want the on my cornea for the rest of my life.
Anyhow it's now been 1 week since the procedure, and my vision gets a little better every day. Right now stuffs just looks out of focus but it's all normal with PRK because of the way the cornea heals. It takes about 3 months for the cornea to fully heal but most people are seeing 20/20 or better within the first month.
Thanks for all the kind words I hope to SEE you all at ***'s ! (pun intended)
Good thing he didn't read the thread from the beginning. ;D
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Quote from: *** on July 18, 2008, 11:01:58 PM
Good thing he didn't read the thread from the beginning. ;D
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Actually I did there buddy. I am glad to see no one was having a good laugh at my expense ;)
Quote from: DesmonsterS4RS on July 19, 2008, 08:04:51 AM
Actually I did there buddy. I am glad to see no one was having a good laugh at my expense ;)
if you say so... luckily for you our humor is pretty inexpensive.