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Started by MendoDave, February 14, 2009, 11:13:21 AM

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the_Journeyman

#15
February 16, 2009, 06:54:37 AM
Probably better than a leach on the sac Knight ~

JM
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KnightofNi

#16
February 16, 2009, 10:41:00 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 16, 2009, 06:54:37 AM
Probably better than a leach on the sac Knight ~

JM

need i remind you that leaches are still used for medicinal purposes to this day?


the only diff i see there is that the leach is heavier and might suck more blood from your sack. but their heads don't break off when you got o remove them as far as i know.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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the_Journeyman

#17
February 16, 2009, 11:13:38 AM
That's true, I hadn't thought about the head breaking off.  I did know they were medicinal uses for leeches ~

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Oldfisti

#18
February 16, 2009, 02:12:17 PM
Nothing like a good bleeding...
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Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Manny

#19
February 16, 2009, 07:45:52 PM
Quote from: alfisti on February 15, 2009, 06:28:45 AM

Sorry Dolph. I wish I could say it wasn't!


So here it is:  2 years ago last spring I was doing some brush removal for one of my customers. Pretty nice day so shorts are the attire. Nothing unusual as once April hits I won't wear pants until almost November. The day was uneventful and I never felt anything bite me.

Fast forward to the evening. I go to take a leak and      something       feels     weird. Do a quick self check and see something hanging off the right side of my man-purse. Try to brush it away to no avail.

I have a sinking feeling of what it might be so I take a closer look. Appears to be a sunflower seed stuck to me? Then I see the little legs wiglling. YOU DIRTY MOTHERmake the beast with two backsER!! I almost do that Jim Carrey dry heave thing. Damn! Where are the tweezers?

This has now gotten the attention of my girlfriend, who needs to come in and  "help". She's down on her knees with a flashlight while I work away with the tweezers. (mind you this is my first tick removal on anything ever. I now have a dog and am very good at it) Well, doesn't the head end up breaking off in there!

Now that I have to dig a little the girlfriend starts doing the dry heave thing! Everytime she does the flashlight moves and I risk stabbing my boys. I tell her I can handle it but she insists everything is ok and to proceed. Repeat this for about 10 minutes and she finally needs to be sent out of the bathroom until I'm finished.

Anyway it all came out and nothing got infected. Just a hell of a good time, that's all!   [puke]

[laugh] I'm a little nauseous from laughing...

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