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Started by ZLTFUL, December 18, 2009, 12:03:13 PM

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KnightofNi

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December 23, 2009, 06:22:19 AM
Quote from: TJR178 on December 23, 2009, 06:09:21 AM
IHOP seems to do that to me sometimes.

Went to one in Atlantic City (mistake number one) a few years back and got the steak omlette with pancakes (mistake number two).  Next thing I know about 15 minutes later, I'm doing my best to squeeze my cheeks together in our rented minivan so I wouldn't fill my shorts.  We got to a gas station where I ran it and let loose the fury after waiting for a large woman to exit the restroom.  I almost dropped trou behind the dumpster because I couldn't wait.

Fast forward 15 minutes later and I'm getting close to my buddies place in West Chester, PA.  Again, that feeling of my bowels arming themselves for another volley sinks in.  I ran into my buddies place and proceded to unleash all hell on his toilet in what sounded like someone holding a garden hose 12" from a 5 gallon half-full bucket of water with the nozzle fully open.

That day, my friends, was a scary day.

noone ever references waste chester!

we went to the hooters in AC, luckily we were staying there. a few poeple had similar experiences.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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ZLTFUL

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December 23, 2009, 06:25:16 AM
I am so glad I started this thread. [laugh]
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Speedbag

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December 23, 2009, 01:17:24 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on December 23, 2009, 06:25:16 AM
I am so glad I started this thread. [laugh]

Reminds me (loosely - pun intended) of the fart thread I started on TOB.  [laugh]
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ducpainter

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December 23, 2009, 01:45:17 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on December 23, 2009, 06:25:16 AM
I am so glad I started this thread. [laugh]
Yeah...

me too. [roll]
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