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Just when you thought dining out with kids is safe....

Started by Betty Rage, May 10, 2010, 05:22:06 PM

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#15
May 11, 2010, 05:13:47 AM
These are the same sorts of parents as that woman who called 911 because a Burger King couldn't give her brat the western burger he wanted. Yeah she called 911 despite the fact the manager comped their meal... f'ing harpy
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#16
May 11, 2010, 05:40:57 AM
From the comments:


"In relate news, Jadm was quoted as saying he only took the drink because he was extremely disappointed his dad would actually order a white russian...."


[laugh] [clap]
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#17
May 11, 2010, 05:53:16 AM
Quote from: alfisti on May 11, 2010, 05:40:57 AM
"In relate news, Jadm was quoted as saying he only took the drink because he was extremely disappointed his dad would actually order a white russian...."

I dunno... The Dude drank White Russians...
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#18
May 11, 2010, 05:57:40 AM
So I started reading the replied before the actual article and was ready to call you people Nancies. I thought that someone from a different table called the police on the parents. So, let me get this straight, the parents called the police after their own child that was supposedly supervised by them took a shot of a drink they ordered? They wanted to hold the restaurant responsible for their own neglect? If only it was that easy. I would have called the cops a million times while my children were destroying a public place.
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#19
May 11, 2010, 06:40:15 AM
Quote from: Duck Fat on May 10, 2010, 09:17:05 PM
What kind of stoopid name is Jadm anyway?

I got you beat.

Last year my brother was in his baby delivery portion of his residency, he had to deliver a minimum of 52 babies (god knows how they came up with 52).

Anyway, one of his buddies delivered a baby who's name was this on the Birth Certificate:

LA-A.


Please try to pronounce that. I'll eventually give the answer.

However, my brother did deliver Jack Daniels to some hillbilly couple...........seriously named their kid Jack Daniels.

That is not good for the future.
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#20
May 11, 2010, 06:52:15 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 11, 2010, 06:40:15 AM
Last year my brother was in his baby delivery portion of his residency, he had to deliver a minimum of 52 babies (god knows how they came up with 52).

"luh-dash-uh" is the answer.  52 babies, one per week for a year?


Quote from: yuu on May 11, 2010, 05:53:16 AM
I dunno... The Dude drank White Russians...

Jadm abides...

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#21
May 11, 2010, 07:06:26 AM
 [roll]  Idiocracy.
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#22
May 11, 2010, 07:51:31 AM


On the topic of horrible names, my brother went to college with a girl whose given name is Marijuana PepsiCola Jackson. Kinda catchy I think. The explanation was that her mother named "Mary" after her two favorite things. As my brother was finishing telling this story to a group of us who were hearing it for the first time a friend of his commented, "That's make the beast with two backsed up. I would never name my kid Masturbation PlayStation."   [laugh]


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#24
May 11, 2010, 09:34:55 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 11, 2010, 07:51:31 AM

On the topic of horrible names, my brother went to college with a girl whose given name is Marijuana PepsiCola Jackson. Kinda catchy I think. The explanation was that her mother named "Mary" after her two favorite things. As my brother was finishing telling this story to a group of us who were hearing it for the first time a friend of his commented, "That's make the beast with two backsed up. I would never name my kid Masturbation PlayStation."   [laugh]


sac

OK, the first part of that story is funny as hell but the last line had Dr. Pepper coming out of my nose!! [laugh] Kinda hurts but the laugh was totally worth it!!! [thumbsup] [laugh] [laugh]

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#25
May 11, 2010, 12:08:11 PM
Quote from: il d00d on May 11, 2010, 06:52:15 AM
"luh-dash-uh" is the answer.  52 babies, one per week for a year?


Jadm abides...


Correct on the name my man. The future of that child is already sealed.


Nah, that rotation only lasted a month.

It is probably some odd requirement based on a state board certification law.
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#26
May 11, 2010, 03:26:04 PM
How is this the restaurant and/or waiter's fault?  Watch your damn kids.

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#27
May 12, 2010, 04:57:03 PM
Wow...just wow.  What's the big deal?

Must have been a pretty slow day at the Boston Herald to waste a half page on this "story"!
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#28
May 12, 2010, 05:59:13 PM
Geeze. I started drinking wine at age 7 (living in Europe) and thought it was completely retarded when I returned to the states and couldn't drink at restaurants with my parents anymore.

Also, who the hell said dining out with kids is safe?

If I don't watch my 2 year old like a hawk he's running off into the kitchen and playing "bobbing for french fries" in the deep fryer.
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#29
May 12, 2010, 06:03:33 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on May 12, 2010, 05:59:13 PM
If I don't watch my 2 year old like a hawk he's running off into the kitchen and playing "bobbing for french fries" in the deep fryer.

This is why my parents used to lock my brother and me in the car if we acted up.  I'm not sure if you can do that anymore without going to jail...  [leo]
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