I bring you http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[DRKWNG]

and we are all suddenly 15 yrs old again...

Like you didn't think the same thing... 

[KnightofNi]

Like you didn't think the same thing... 

why do you think i put the after it?

i might not think it's right, but i'm not going to lie. lol.

[SacDuc]

This site makes me so make the beast with two backsing happy I am that I went to college before everybody had a cell phone with a camera.

There does not need to be evidence of:

Those weekends in Kentucky
Kidnapping a freshman the day he was supposed to have sex with his gf for the first time
The accidental pee in the mouth story
The fat kid slept in the wet spot story
The realization that all six guys in the room had slept with her
The various places broken into (came in handy, I had to break into the job site trailer on Monday! Yay college!)
The various things stolen (though oddly only funny things that had no value whatsoever)
The various memories that aren't actually memories but are only memories of someone telling you what happened
The slow degeneration into alcoholism from which some of us did not make it out

Great stories each and every one of them, but holy shit there does not need to be permanent digital record of that shit in detail. Sure it was funny when Tyler couldn't even eat solid food any more and the only thing his body would let him down other than alcohol was Spaghetti O's with beer in them. But the guy has his masters degree now. He doesn't need someone digging up old texts and facebook updates about puking up a Big Mac on to my brother's car. At 50mph. At 11am. On the way to the liquor store.

Sometimes I miss college.

sac

[ItsaDuc]

(858):
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext


For those that use sitters, this one hurt a little.