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Started by Speedbag, April 19, 2011, 01:52:00 PM

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Slide Panda

#15
April 20, 2011, 05:37:05 AM
Quote from: brimo on April 19, 2011, 03:30:06 PM
The leafblower is used for engine start.

Yep - it's a man portable 'huffer'
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

herm

#16
April 20, 2011, 10:45:32 AM
how come rednecks are not closer to extinction?
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Kopfjager

#17
April 20, 2011, 11:09:07 AM
Quote from: herm on April 20, 2011, 10:45:32 AM
how come rednecks are not closer to extinction?

Come on down to Alabama, I'll show ya.  ;)
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

the_Journeyman

#18
April 20, 2011, 11:14:29 AM
We
Quote from: herm on April 20, 2011, 10:45:32 AM
how come rednecks are not closer to extinction?

We're tougher than we look.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Bick

#19
April 20, 2011, 11:56:44 AM
Quote from: herm on April 20, 2011, 10:45:32 AM
how come rednecks are not closer to extinction?

They keeps makin' more.

Now, Hold my beer and watch this...
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

herm

#20
April 20, 2011, 06:13:17 PM
Quote from: Bick on April 20, 2011, 11:56:44 AM
They keeps makin' more.

Now, Hold my beer and watch this...

1- pretty much what i figured

2- But i figured this would have a bigger impact on the population
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

the_Journeyman

#21
April 20, 2011, 08:16:52 PM
3 - We're tougher than the rest.
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

herm

#22
April 21, 2011, 07:24:38 AM
i think there is a miscommunication here...most likely on my part, so let me apologize to anyone who i might have insulted with my comments.

the intent was humor, and the stereotype that i picture when making fun of "rednecks" is more Joe Dirt than Dale Earnhardt.

anyway, my bad.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

RAT900

#23
April 21, 2011, 08:08:12 AM
Quote from: herm on April 21, 2011, 07:24:38 AM
i think there is a miscommunication here...most likely on my part, so let me apologize to anyone who i might have insulted with my comments.

the intent was humor, and the stereotype that i picture when making fun of "rednecks" is more Joe Dirt than Dale Earnhardt.

anyway, my bad.


Hey my great grand-daddy was a N. Carolina/N. Ga. mountain first-cousin inbred....

my family has the cliche' pedigree

someone got offended?  make the beast with two backs them....

(and what is this word "apologize"?)


Joe Dirt - She's My Sister
This is an insult to the Pez community

herm

#24
April 21, 2011, 06:56:41 PM
a·pol·o·gize
[uh-pol-uh-jahyz]
â€"verb (used without object)
1. to offer an apology  or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury:
2. to make a formal defense in speech or writing.
3. to sneak in a disclaimer so that no one takes me too seriously.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

RAT900

#25
April 21, 2011, 09:38:55 PM
APOLOGIZE, v.i.
To lay the foundation for a future offense.

excerpted from The Devil's Dictionary
by Ambrose Bierce


This is an insult to the Pez community

herm

#26
April 22, 2011, 04:32:55 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on April 21, 2011, 09:38:55 PM
APOLOGIZE, v.i.
To lay the foundation for a future offense.

excerpted from The Devil's Dictionary
by Ambrose Bierce




i like your definition better than Websters...
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...
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