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he is soooooo gonna get laid...
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Rudemouthsky
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Quote from: ducatiz on September 06, 2013, 12:18:12 PM
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I'm moist.
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Quote from: bobspapa on September 06, 2013, 02:52:05 PM
I'm moist.
Too much taco bell?
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Quote from: Buck Naked on September 06, 2013, 12:28:33 PM
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Wait, isn't that Valentino Rossi?
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Quote from: Buck Naked on September 06, 2013, 12:28:33 PM
Now, that's a good looking chap & bright too!
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Quote from: ducatiz on September 05, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Wasnt he in the opening scene of Idiocracy?
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That boy is a perfect example of why I don't like helmet laws. They save too many stupid people who then go on to breed.
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oh I'm sure he was breeding long before he got his license.
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Quote from: bobspapa on September 08, 2013, 08:44:33 AM
oh I'm sure he was breeding long before he got his license.
What makes you think he has a license?
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Quote from: krolik on September 08, 2013, 12:27:56 PM
What makes you think he has a license?
it was in some lady's purse he stole.
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
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