I've never met my in-laws.

[Popeye the Sailor]

She's probably busy concocting Plans B and C, now that she has an inkling that he's onto her.

I've advocated a plan DD, which involves me getting smothered.


I'll go willingly.

[The Bacon Junkie]

I've advocated a plan DD, which involves me getting smothered.


I'll go willingly.

But then you'd have to buy them first... almost seems like a waste. 








































...almost.      

[lethe]

Everyone is overlooking the fact that the dogs are the true masterminds here and will take all out.

[TiNi]

i'm sure we all have plenty of time to perfect our plans
paula is most likey going to wait for their son danger to be old enough to help her out
although she could totally take out dave without help  

[ungeheuer]

I have contacts, who have contacts 

Just lemme know.

[Speedbag]

I've advocated a plan DD, which involves me getting smothered.


I'll go willingly.

Death by "motorboat".

How awesome. 

[The Bacon Junkie]

I have contacts, who have contacts 

Just lemme know.

I have cousins... who have cousins in construction. 

[zooom]

I am sure by now...Paula has read this thread and marked you all on her collateral damage list...LOL

[MendoDave]

I met your inlaws. They were kind of stoked when they heard Dimby might be held at my house, but after they found out you were the host they went on a cruise instead.

Anyway if she offs you it will be OK. There are too many Daves on this board already.

[Pip]

Dear P,

When all of this west coast carnage goes down, can you let us east coasters know? I'd like to be out on the front porch on my swing listening the the screaming... I'm sure with your level of training I'll be able to hear it from there.
Kthx.

-Pip

[GAAN]

I have cousins... who have cousins in construction. 

I've seen the spelling of your last name

I imagine that you have some "family" in the same business as P