I've never met my in-laws.

[Bick]

Wasn't her avitar once something along these lines:

Maybe she really is a Super in hiding?

The story...  Travel "for work"...  No verifable past... etc...

Sounds a lot like this plot line:


Hmmmm...

[swampduc]

Ok, let's assume that somegirl is, in fact, an operative:
Who's dumb enough to show up first to try to claim Mr I's stuff?! 

BTW, sounds like a pretty good assumption to me. RIP, Dave.

[sno_duc]

In all honesty the amount of liquor here is probably worth more than the Falcon, Jeep, and Chrysler combined.


I don't understand why only one bottle has been claimed 

If your wake is anything like DIMBY's......one bottle is all that will be left.
How's your supply of firewood and other combustibles and do you have at least one large can of beans??


R.I.P.  Dave

[GAAN]

Ok, let's assume that somegirl is, in fact, an operative:
Who's dumb enough to show up first to try to claim Mr I's stuff?! 

BTW, sounds like a pretty good assumption to me. RIP, Dave.

can I make a request Dave?

can you get the jeep up and running before you die?

and put the booze in the truck?

I'd like to get in and out of there while P is taking out ryan and stu

[The Bacon Junkie]

Mother, you've got it all wrong...

Being the big, slow guy she'll catch you first. 
Stu can be pretty quick when he needs to be, but I'm a little shorter, quicker, and with my gymnastics and MMA background I think I have the best chance for survival. 

Of course, while P and I are battling, r_ciao and Jaman will probably sneak around the back and steal the GS and the Jeep full of booze...   

[Duck-Stew]

Whilst you two are duking it out JoB...  I'm in the Falcon, cranking the 302 over, desperately wondering if Dave got it up & running before he mysteriously disappeared....

Maybe I should bring a gun...

[Veloce-Fino]

Whilst you two are duking it out JoB...  I'm in the Falcon, cranking the 302 over, desperately wondering if Dave got it up & running before he mysteriously disappeared....

Maybe I should bring a gun...

[Duck-Stew]

I look something like that....but not really.  I would, however, look that dorky trying to wield a firearm.   

[The Bacon Junkie]

Maybe I should bring a gun...

Well yeah, there's that...

But I'd consider it cheating    

[Duck-Stew]

Dead folks tell no tales buddy...

The only one who would know it was 'cheating' would be me...and I'm burying the evidence if the Falcon will ever start up...



(NOW I'm regretting giving him *all* my keys for it....)

[Kopfjäger]

I look something like that....but not really.  I would, however, look that dorky trying to wield a firearm.   

Well, since he's holding a grenade you might be alright. 

[The Bacon Junkie]

Okay, here's the plan, after she's done offing Mother, I'll distract her long enough with my meager skills for you to get the Falcon running. Once you do that, pull around back and ake all of the booze from out of the Jeep and put it in the trunk.  I'll run outta the house and dive through the window and we get the fook outta there.  

I also happen to know she has a fatal weekness... Bacon!
She's one of those vegetablarian/vegan types. Bacon is her kryptonite.

I get me strength from bacon, bacon causes her to lose hers.  

I think we have a chance!  

[Duck-Stew]

The appropriate reply to the above post is simply this:

[The Bacon Junkie]

The appropriate reply to the above post is simply this:

I probably should've told you the plan by pm, huh?   

[Kopfjäger]

I have a couple long guns. I can hold her at bay while you guys get the vehicles. Then I'm taking the house.