I've never met my in-laws.

Started by Popeye the Sailor, October 30, 2010, 11:27:26 AM

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RAT900

Getting back to the thread title...I wish I never met my ex-in-laws...or their daughter...ever

if that's the worst of your issues then be happy....

and who cares if she's a ghost using you for deep cover?

if she can roll and snap her hips right, is easy to be with, has a good sense of humor when things go sideways

and doesn't bring home incurable STD's to share with you then 

you are a lucky man....now act like it!!
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herm

even if its only 2 out of 4, she is a good find.
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It's still buy a flounder a drink month

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Johnny OrganDonor

Is he dead yet?  When did he last sign in?   [popcorn]

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Ddan

I'll sign up for the toolbox she just got him.   ;D
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TiNi

she'll probably want to keep the baby.... right?

LMT


TiNi

mary...


really....


i think i called him first...  [laugh]

The Bacon Junkie

Actually, you just asked about her wanting to keep the baby, you never really called dibs on the little poop machine...  Technically.  :-* 


;D





[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Duck-Stew

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 31, 2010, 03:04:12 PM
I call it for the Falcon!  [evil]

F*cker!  I want the Falcon!  You can have his Jeep truck or his Chrysler....
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

GAAN

Quote from: Duck-Stew on October 31, 2010, 06:18:39 PM
F*cker!  I want the Falcon!  You can have his Jeep truck or his Chrysler....

You had the falcon once already so your dibs trade on the jeep is null and void

The Kaiser is mine I call official dibs

and a bottle of booze for the drive north

Duck-Stew

Quote from: Mother on October 31, 2010, 06:24:26 PM
You had the falcon once already so your dibs trade on the jeep is null and void

The Kaiser is mine I call official dibs

and a bottle of booze for the drive north

FINE!   I get the Falcon back.  Junkie of Bacon gets the Chrysler and you can have the Willy's & some booze.  How's that?
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

GAAN

Quote from: Duck-Stew on October 31, 2010, 06:57:22 PM
FINE!   I get the Falcon back.  Junkie of Bacon gets the Chrysler and you can have the Willy's & some booze.  How's that?

this works for me

now

we just have to make sure she actually knocks him off

maybe some financial incentive?