I've never met my in-laws.

[The Bacon Junkie]

FINE!   I get the Falcon back.  Junkie of Bacon gets the Chrysler and you can have the Willy's & some booze.  How's that?

No no NO!  I don't want no Chrysler.  Stu, you can have the Falcon IF you let me ride your Monster Café Racer once or twice when it's done. Or that other bike you were telling me about.  I figure that's a good trade. 

Oh, and you buy Mother the booze...   

[SacDuc]

Between the booze and dividing up his personal belongings, Dave is going to have one hell of a wake!   

RIP Dave. 


sac

[The Bacon Junkie]

Isn't that why people go to wakes?  For the booze and free food?   

[Veloce-Fino]

even if its only 2 out of 4, she is a good find.

Haha, which 2?

[Popeye the Sailor]

Just prop me in a corner with a shot of whiskey in my hand



So I can watch you guys fight over the spoils.

[The Bacon Junkie]

There will be no fighting... We're politely negotiating.

Mother gets the jeep and a bottle, Stu gets the Falcon, I get to ride his CR up Nine-Mile and the 33, and LMT gets Danger...

Well, maybe there will be a fight between 'TiNi and LMT over the little pooper...

Try and keep up, will ya?   

[Popeye the Sailor]

In all honesty the amount of liquor here is probably worth more than the Falcon, Jeep, and Chrysler combined.


I don't understand why only one bottle has been claimed 

[SacDuc]

In all honesty the amount of liquor here is probably worth more than the Falcon, Jeep, and Chrysler combined.


I don't understand why only one bottle has been claimed 

We will sort that all out when the time is right. Would you just hurry up and die already!

sac

[The Bacon Junkie]

I don't understand why only one bottle has been claimed 

Because I'm holding out to see what the bacon stash looks like!

[GAAN]

In all honesty the amount of liquor here is probably worth more than the Falcon, Jeep, and Chrysler combined.


I don't understand why only one bottle has been claimed 

there is only The Bottle

[herm]

Haha, which 2?

it really depends on the combinations i think.

[r_ciao]

dibs on the BMW GS.
i'm surprised nobody else called for that.

[cokey]

Lol wonder y she hasn't posted on here..  I'm guessing she had no plans to off you, but with you making this thread she now has no choice in the matter..   

[Speedbag]

She's probably busy concocting Plans B and C, now that she has an inkling that he's onto her.

[akmnstr]

She's been discovered.  Now she has to go back undercover with a new identity.  
Mr. Incredible may have stumbled onto his own salvation right here in our forum.  Too many witnesses if he is offed now.


By the way, in most cases, not meeting the inlaws, would be desired by most husbands.