I've never met my in-laws.

[Kopfjäger]

You have been around too long. If you were her intended target, you would have been gone a long time ago. The "Agency" she is working for has other plans for you.

[sugarcrook]

Once it is over it is over.  We will miss you

Let's be honest.  We won't. 

[herm]

Kenpo-she's an instructor. Technically, she's paid to hurt people.

nothing like hiding in plain sight

[rgramjet]

And weaponry?  Uzi nine millimeter?  .45 long-slide with laser sighting, by any chance?

[Grampa]

more bacon for me

[Howie]

Let's be honest.  We won't. 

OK, we will miss his vodka at DIMBY

[Popeye the Sailor]

You've served your purpose.....the species has propagated......now its time to die.

This is exactly why I asked if she was known as "the black widow" in any locale on our first date.

[DoubleEagle]

This is exactly why I asked if she was known as "the black widow" in any locale on our first date.

LSD will do this to you !

Time to lay off the stuff , it makes one delusional.

Dolph     

[Popeye the Sailor]

LSD will do this to you !

Time to lay off the stuff , it makes one delusional.

Dolph     

Well, I'll stop before I start thinking I'm a fast rider.

[The Bacon Junkie]

more bacon for me

You forget.. I'm still here.  

[r_ciao]

so did the conversation include "i would tell you, but then i'd have to kill you"?  

you could always hire a private eye IF you really want to know the truth b/c "the truth is out there."

strange?  yes.  unusual?  yes.  a blessing in disguise?  maybe.  perhaps she loves you and is trying to protect you.  i see that in many spy movies.

maybe she's embarrassed by her family?  doubtful.  she is pretty cool you know.  smart, musically talented, RIDES A DUC (well, technically... used to), and she did marry you afterall.

BTW, who's idea was it to give your kid his middle name, Danger?  is that an omen?

my recommedation is to sleep with one eye open.  good luck with that one.

[Grappa]

And weaponry?  Uzi nine millimeter?  .45 long-slide with laser sighting, by any chance?

   

[ducpainter]

OK, we will miss his vodka at DIMBY

Indeed.

[lethe]

she views you as nothing more than an entertaining clown and therefore no threat, you're safe.

[rgramjet]

LSD will do this to you !

Time to lay off the stuff , it makes one delusional.

Dolph     

Might be on to somethiing, Could have called himself MrGood or even MrGreat........had to go with mrincredible.......delusions of grandeur, Damn that LSD!