Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[m9hundo]

BADASS, F*&king Rad

[ICON]

I got what he was saying, but I think he was embarrassed. Nice guy. 

"WOW! That thing is mean looking, looks like a Monster! I mean...it's a Monster, I know it's a Monster, but I mean it looks like a Monster, Monster. Like a real Monster... with Fangs, but it's a bike.  It just looks mean!"

[tonyj311]

I lived in an apratment complex a few years back. My wife and I are sitting in the hot tub and another couple comes and joins us. We started talking and the bike came up in conversation. The woman says "oh,  so  you are the guy that keeps setting off the car alarms in the parking garage!" 

[jacksplat]

a girl sits on my bike. she revs it a little bit. and goes "ohhh! wow! i'm definitely not going home alone tonight."

[stopintime]

a girl sits on my bike. she revs it a little bit. and goes "ohhh! wow! i'm definitely not going home alone tonight."

You're allowed more than one sentence, you know   COME ON, MORE.......

[angler]

I've only had my '05 S2R 800 Dark for a few weeks and if I had known the positive comments would be so numerous I would have got one years ago.  2 recent scenarios:

1. Stuck in traffic on the DC beltway and a brand new Maserati Quattroporte pulls up next to me and strikes up a conversation that ended with him telling me what a great bike it is. 

2. Having coffee at my local starschmucks at a table outside about 10 feet from the bike, a girl that might have been 18 pulled up with her dad and parked right next to the bike.  She JUMPED out and screamed "HOLY SH*T, is that a Ducati?"  I said yes while her father pulled her in to the store telling her to behave.  She was back outside in seconds asking me "How fast is it? How fast have you gone on it?" etc. In that 15 minute coffee break, I had 4 other people come out of the store to talk about the bike.

Good stuff!  Off to look for more places where I can loiter next to my bike....

Angler

[leftcoastduc]

Married woman I agreed to take out for a ride. While we're out riding she leans over and yells in my ear "please take me with you, lets not go back"  sorry guys that bike went back to her place real fast.

[akmnstr]

Married woman I agreed to take out for a ride. While we're out riding she leans over and yells in my ear "please take me with you, lets not go back"  sorry guys that bike went back to her place real fast.

Was her husband there?

[leftcoastduc]

Yes and outweighed me by about 70 pounds   

[ryandalling]

"That's one badass ride... you must get droolers all the time. "

[DuciD03]

I have my arms wrapped around a super hot girl, whom I am obviously interested in, and whom is also obviously quite interested in me (please see inappropriate placement of hands by both parties involved), and her equally hot friend steps in close and she says in a sultry voice "So . . . ever have sex on your Ducati?"

The Doc

..... AND???!! ...

[DRKWNG]

One day when I still had my S2R, I was getting kitted up to leave the office for the day and my boss, a Marine Colonel, comes up and says "Holy shit!  That thing is monstrous!"  Then he gets a better look at it and says "Oh make the beast with two backs, it's a monster after all".  Coolest officer I have ever worked for.

[roy-nexus-6]

I've had this EXACT phrase uttered while dismounting at work,  little boy, probably 10.  

Seriously man, I laughed so hard I cried. I was gonna ask you "where do you work?", but you caught it in time.


Had my bike parked on the sidewalk in town, beside some large glass windows with drawn curtains. Anyway, I start it up to head home... and the curtain gets pulled aside by this 60+ yr old accountant-type holding a phone to his head. Well, I cut the engine, raise my hand to say sorry.... and he shakes his head 'no', and makes the wrist-twisting 'Rev that shit' signal we all know and love.  [moto]

[eesnas]

One of the directors I work with is from Australia, really cool guy... Anyways he was saying how he liked my bike and part of what he said, keep in mind the Australian accent, he goes, "boy, that's a real ripper!"

I dunno, I thought it was the coolest compliment so far... 

[MaxPower]

My roommate and I were sitting on our bikes (he has a Kawasaki Ninja 636) outside a restaurant patio when a kid inside says "That's an awesome bike!....... the Ducati, I mean."