Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[iRam]

While waitin for the light to turn green a group of college girls in their convertible started to call my attention when i turned to see whats up they were giving me the universal sign to rev it so i obliged. They started to say somethin but i coudnt hear it Over the rev noise then the light turned green.

[avizpls]

Hey, U dissin LL Cool J?  Mama Said Knock You Out!

you mean Ice T?

[Buckethead]

While waitin for the light to turn green a group of college girls in their convertible started to call my attention when i turned to see whats up they were giving me the universal sign to rev it so i obliged. They started to say somethin but i coudnt hear it Over the rev noise then the light turned green.

The appropriate response is to make the universal hand gesture for "show me your boobies." If they comply, so do you.

[Travman]

you mean Ice T?

Your memory is weak today.
L.L. Cool J-mama said knock you out

[iRam]

The appropriate response is to make the universal hand gesture for "show me your boobies." If they comply, so do you.

Why didnt i think of that  next time ill know

[The Bacon Junkie]

About 45 minutes after I sold my Monster, I got a text saying, "I live this bike! Do you think my wife will want my S4rs instead?"   [moto]

Congrats to your wife on her new ride!   

[avizpls]

Your memory is weak today.

hmm....I never said shyte about LL though. Police shows, yes, but what that has to do with LL....eh

[Ahks]

hmm....I never said shyte about LL though. Police shows, yes, but what that has to do with LL....eh

LL is one of the stars of NCIS: LA

Methinks he was pushing your buttons

[avizpls]

no, no. I just didnt realize that shitty cop shows were a fallback for more than one washed up rapper. ICE-T is the only one I knew of, so thats why I didnt get the LL reference.

I was talking about T, you're talking about L. 

[iRam]

So the wife & i were watchin wall street( money never sleeps.) the other night. Then came the part where shias character was ridin the desmo against an e1pc thru winding roads. After they dismounted their bikes. She quipped... How come your ducati doesnt look as good as that? My response, would you allow me to spend 75 grand for a bike?

[Punx Clever]

Sitting in my office with the window open today I hear something clattering down the street.  So I look out to see a little kid riding his bike with training wheels with his sister and mom.

He says:

"Look at that cool motorcycle!"

make the beast with two backsing cool.

[fastwin]

The seed has officially been planted. Ducati's future customer awaits.

[Scissors]

"Hey!  It started on the first try this time!"

[akmnstr]

I rode over to Bill's shop on my S4R sporting the newly repainted tank by Ducpainter.  Bill's a crusty old biker that  hates any new bike or for that matter anything that was built or invented since the 70's.  He works on old Brit and vintage Italian bikes for his meager living.  He was ragging on my bike when a local kid on his Kawi stunt sport bike stops in to say high.  His bike is an ugly mess, with a smashed tank for stunts, a blown out muffler, and an overall rat look.  So Bill says to the Kid,"Take a look at this Ducati (my bike), now that's a make the beast with two backsing work of art."   I'm grinning from ear to ear and in shock. 

[Teutonics]

We had a nice day here today so I opened up the garage and fired up the bike to warm it up.  My 5 year old daughter immediately came running out to check out all the noise (I got a new exhaust for Christmas), and when she came up to me she said "it's making my heart beat!".     [moto]