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Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

Started by optiato, August 26, 2008, 07:35:53 AM

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NorDog

#795
June 11, 2011, 12:35:33 PM
Puntuation is our friend.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

The Bacon Junkie

#796
June 11, 2011, 01:33:26 PM
Punctuation, as well.

;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Spidey

#797
June 11, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
"That's not stock, is it?"   [laugh]
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

NorDog

#798
June 11, 2011, 07:00:17 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 11, 2011, 01:33:26 PM
Punctuation, as well.

;)




[bacon]

D'oh!

[laugh]

It's official.  I'm a tool.

[laugh]
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

The Bacon Junkie

#799
June 11, 2011, 07:11:05 PM
Quote from: NorDog on June 11, 2011, 07:00:17 PM
D'oh!

[laugh]

It's official.  I'm a tool.

[laugh]

Nah....  I'm the tool for pointing it out...  [laugh]




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#800
June 11, 2011, 07:40:51 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 11, 2011, 07:11:05 PM
Nah....  I'm the tool for pointing it out...  [laugh]




[bacon]
nah...

Norris make the beast with two backsed up. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


NorDog

#801
June 11, 2011, 07:50:29 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 11, 2011, 07:40:51 PM
nah...

Norris make the beast with two backsed up. [laugh]

Eggsactly.

It woulda just been wrong not to point it out (especially given the context).

Back on topic:

Doctor at work: "That's your Ducati?"

Me: "Yes."

Doctor at work: "I want to race you with my car."

Me: "You'll loose."

Doctor at work: "Really?  I guess so."
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

The Bacon Junkie

#802
June 11, 2011, 08:18:11 PM Last Edit: June 12, 2011, 11:36:55 PM by The Bacon Junkie
Not about my old monster, but...

When I brought home the 999, I told my housemate to throw a leg over and fire it up.

(she has a 620 for the track and a 696 for the road)

So, she lights it off, revs it a couple, two/three times and shuts it down.

She climbs off, shivers and says, "For make the beast with two backs's sake, now I need a cigarette...!"  [evil]
^^^ edited for Kopf and elyse...   :-*

She doesn't even smoke!  [laugh]




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#803
June 11, 2011, 08:51:19 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 11, 2011, 08:18:11 PM
Not about my old monster, but...

When I brought home the 999, I told my housemate to throw a leg over and fire it up.

(she has a 620 for the track and a 696 for the road)

So, she lights it off, revs it a couple, two/three times and shuts it down.

He climbs off, shivers and says, "For make the beast with two backs's sake, now I need a cigarette...!"  [evil]

She doesn't even smoke!  [laugh]




[bacon]
Damn you...

now I want one. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#804
June 11, 2011, 09:04:54 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 11, 2011, 08:51:19 PM
Damn you...

now I want one. [laugh]

welcome to the dark side...  [evil]




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#805
June 11, 2011, 09:14:59 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 11, 2011, 09:04:54 PM
welcome to the dark side...  [evil]




[bacon]
but...

I'm a quitter. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


NorDog

#806
June 12, 2011, 04:02:53 PM
Today I was riding up in the mountains and pulled into a little camp ground with a cafe.  There was a hispanic motorcycle club in the parking lot, all riding Japanese sport bikes.

So I pull in with my S4RS, with the Termi headers ceramic coated red.

One of the guys says, "Are your pipes naturally red?"

I say, "No.  It's just running really hot today."

"Wow," he replied.

[laugh]
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

redxblack

#807
June 12, 2011, 07:30:48 PM
Went on a quick roll to the store to pick up some lunch. There was a rather clean-cut looking family (looked like they just left church) walking into the store as I walked out. The youngest kid (probably 7 or 8) was watching me the whole time. I threw a leg over and fired it up.

I couldn't hear him, but through the smoked visor I lip read the kid saying "Holy Shit!"

and that was the coolest thing anyone said about my Monster recently.

Kopfjager

#808
June 12, 2011, 09:46:58 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 11, 2011, 08:18:11 PM

So, she lights it off, revs it a couple, two/three times and shuts it down.

He climbs off, shivers and says,


So, which is it?  :D
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

elyse

#809
June 12, 2011, 11:00:10 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 11, 2011, 08:18:11 PM
So, she lights it off, revs it a couple, two/three times and shuts it down.

He climbs off, shivers and says
Quote from: kopfjäger on June 12, 2011, 09:46:58 PM
So, which is it?  :D

yeah, bacon which is it??  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

good catch kopfjäger!  [thumbsup]
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!
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