It's the end of the world as we know it....

Started by Grampa, September 09, 2008, 06:54:00 AM

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NAKID

Now where am I gonna find twin supermodels for a threesome on such short notice?
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eyeboy

Quote from: NAKID on September 09, 2008, 01:26:59 PM
Now where am I gonna find twin supermodels for a threesome on such short notice?

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teddy037.2

what would I do?

I'm already trying to survive the zombie apocolypse! now you're tossing in the french???

roy-nexus-6

Quote from: NAKID on September 09, 2008, 01:26:59 PM
Now where am I gonna find twin supermodels for a threesome on such short notice?

Don't know about supermodels... but those Brazilian synchronized swimmer twins are more than gorgeous  ;D

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ducpainter

Quote from: bobspapa on September 09, 2008, 06:54:00 AM
and I feel fine.

they fire up the super collider tomorrow.

what are your plans before the French kill us all?

I'm gonna hug my wife.


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Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 09, 2008, 08:16:02 AM
Don't worry, if it happens you won't know. You'll be compressed into a quantum singularity faster than you can say "quark".



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I'm not worried.... ;)
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rgramjet

Quote from: teddy037.2 on September 09, 2008, 02:17:13 PM
what would I do?

I'm already trying to survive the zombie apocolypse! now you're tossing in the french???

French Zombies!!!  Time for the drop in auto sear!   ;D
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wbeck257

Quote from: roy-nexus-6 on September 10, 2008, 05:38:27 AM
Hey, we're still here!

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/09/10/lhc.collider/index.html#soundoff

Test was successful. :)

Just wait until they actually do the real test.

Bad boy is just warming up -- they haven't started throwing shit at each other yet.
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roy-nexus-6

Quote from: wbeck257 on September 10, 2008, 06:04:10 AM
Just wait until they actually do the real test.

Bad boy is just warming up -- they haven't started throwing shit at each other yet.

I would pay good money to see two pieces of shit collide at light speed.  ;D

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KnightofNi

Quote from: roy-nexus-6 on September 10, 2008, 07:34:26 AM
I would pay good money to see two pieces of shit collide at light speed.  ;D

arentr' they doing it just under the speed of light?
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Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2008, 09:17:27 AM
arentr' they doing it just under the speed of light?

Yes. And the resultant collision will release energy 100000 times hotter than the sun. Or so i've read...
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Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2008, 09:17:27 AM
arentr' they doing it just under the speed of light?

It'll cover the 17 mile tunnel 11,000 times in 1 second according to the article.  That's pretty damn fast IMO

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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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