Best scam ever

Started by Monsterlover, October 04, 2008, 01:01:52 PM

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Monsterlover

From another forum [laugh]

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back-seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals
your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again
this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

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silent_Cedric

#3
Really that they both alpha wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts about falling out of their deficient T-shirts.



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Quote from: silent_Cedric on September 30, 2009, 09:15:08 PM
Really that they both alpha wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts about falling out of their deficient T-shirts.


Hello spammer! Please die in a fire. You've been reported to the mods.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

bigiain

And the mod's today, they be feeling tricksy...  [cheeky]

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Drunken Monkey

Quote from: bigiain on September 30, 2009, 10:26:05 PM
And the mod's today, they be feeling tricksy...  [cheeky]

big

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motoboy

Quote from: Monsterlover on October 04, 2008, 01:01:52 PM
[laugh]


Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car , with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you,

State, city and Home Depot address please ! [evil]
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket..........cake



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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Porsche Monkey

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hbliam

Quote from: Monsterlover on October 02, 2009, 04:15:09 AM
How did you find that?

I knew I had read it here previously. Used the search button with "home depot" as the keywords.

cyrus buelton

That's some fine detective work
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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**