you guys wanna see something really f*cked up?

Started by motogpfan, October 13, 2008, 10:57:10 AM

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motogpfan

We did another club track day at Jennings this past weekend. It was sponsored by one of our local dealers. So this cat borrowed his buddies Desmosedici. Now this guy that was riding was there for the first time, no let me rephrase that, his first time ever on a track. He knew he had the fastest bike at the track and had issues with people on Monster 600's passing him. So he thought all of a sudden he's going to be Stoner. Well this is the end result.










Ducatiloo

  That poor bike :-X  I like the final pic with him 10 feet away from the bike, pointed the other direction.
Would have loved to see a viral of him getting passed by the Monsters [laugh]
750 SS 01    800 S2R 05  Aprilia RST 1000 futura

Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Grampa

please tell me all pointed and laughed at him. dumbassed people
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Raux

actually i would have laughed at his idiot friend that let him borrow it.

IZ

Guy who wrecked it=d!ck!!

Guy who let him borrow it=dumbazz


Poor bike!  The original owner didn't deserve it!
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Oldfisti

LOVE that last shot! The guy on the fastest bike will be owned every time by the rider with the most skill. Just like the Pirelli ads: "Power is nothing without control"
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

the_Journeyman

Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

River

Oh man, serious bummer.  I can't believe the guy did that to that poor, beautiful motorcycle.   [bang]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Bick

"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

Based on past experiences in this part of the world, I have a plethora of comments I could make, but I will hold back.  :-X





It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

mitt


mitt

Is he wearing rain pants?  He isn't even dressed right to be a Ducati Poser.

mitt

MrFryMoto

who let a 1st time track rider borrow their Desmosedici?!
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Popeye the Sailor

Look, starting on a bigger bike is fine as long as you respect the throttle and are mature and.....
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

jdubbs32584

Quote from: somebastid on October 13, 2008, 12:28:02 PM
Look, starting on a bigger bike is fine as long as you respect the throttle and are mature and.....

[laugh]

[thumbsup]