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« Reply #435 on: May 29, 2012, 04:12:15 PM »


Soon...


It seems the beer kit has been replaced with something far more sinister.


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« Reply #436 on: May 30, 2012, 03:50:32 AM »

The cat is getting fixed today. I just hope she doesn't try to kill US when she comes back.  :
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« Reply #437 on: May 30, 2012, 06:56:20 AM »

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« Reply #438 on: June 04, 2012, 04:11:13 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c4nZJ4ryFE&feature=player_embedded#!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html



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« Reply #439 on: June 05, 2012, 05:55:34 AM »

thats just creepy on so many levels.
let your cat die and keep its dignity
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« Reply #440 on: June 05, 2012, 05:59:42 AM »

Roy Rogers stuffed and mounted his beloved horse Trigger

his partner Dale Evans was mounted and stuffed,

but only while she was alive    Grin
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« Reply #441 on: June 05, 2012, 08:11:38 AM »


WTF?
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« Reply #442 on: June 05, 2012, 11:25:35 AM »


I find this very funny, and very disturbing at the same time.

More disturbing with each passing minute.
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« Reply #443 on: June 05, 2012, 05:24:25 PM »

I wish I didn't seen the above  Cry
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« Reply #444 on: June 06, 2012, 06:18:55 AM »

Roy Rogers stuffed and mounted his beloved horse Trigger

his partner Dale Evans was mounted and stuffed,

but only while she was alive    Grin

 Grin
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« Reply #445 on: June 09, 2012, 01:30:37 AM »

Well the next door neighbor's normally docile collie-lab mix dog

killed our 13 year old cat on our front lawn last evening.   (the dog was on leash)

The cat was deaf and must have had its back to them

neighbor no doubt had her cellphone glued to her ear like always yakking away her suburban drama

and was not paying attention to her surroundings or thinking ahead of her dog...

poor Mr. Pooh lasted about 5 minutes.... he took a pretty savage attack

he either died of internal bleeding or shock and heart attack

the wife is devastated

I hope the neighbors don't blame their dog for this.............

all problems with dogs are almost always found at the owner's end of the relationship
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« Reply #446 on: June 09, 2012, 01:35:55 AM »

on the leash?   bang head bang head bang head bang head
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« Reply #447 on: June 09, 2012, 01:39:05 AM »

yup...every time I have seen her out with the dog it is cellphone to ear

eyes glazed over, jaw flapping away and dog pretty much walks itself while she holds the leash

the neighbors aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the string
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« Reply #448 on: June 09, 2012, 02:14:43 AM »

Rat900,you phrased it correctly with your last line (stupid pregnant dog!).Tell your wife we're thinking of her.
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« Reply #449 on: June 09, 2012, 04:25:54 AM »

omg that is beyond horrible! i am so sorry rat  Sad
rip mr. pooh
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