You're not a doctor, or a nutritionist. You're just some idiot.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I don't care if you've been taking concentrated oregano pills for ten years and haven't gotten sick in that time.


I don't care if you mega dose on Vitamin C (Unless you're talking about the pop star. Rowr.) and you feel great.


Please, when I'm sick, take you're home remedies, which are statistically crap as they've only ever worked for you, turn them, sideways, and stuff them up yer rear.

[MrFryMoto]

take 3 concentrated oregano 250mg pills
4 vitamin c tablets
turn them sideways
take as suppository


that being said - ive been fighting off a cold for almost a week now

...i think it's turned into a sinus infection 

[Kopfjäger]

Have you tried Echinacea

[Popeye the Sailor]

Have you tried Echinacea

You out. Just-out. G'wan-shoo.


Try going to the doctor. They're there to make you feel better.

[River]

You out. Just-out. G'wan-shoo.


Try going to the doctor. They're there to make you feel better.

Awe, someone is all sick AND cranky...

Take an Emergen-C.

[sno_duc]

Try this.
Take a mug fill with water.
Micro-wave till boiling.
Pour out half the water.
Add a couple of tablespoons of honey, then top off with your favorite whiskey.
It will not cure your cold, but for a few hours you WILL feel good. And it is cheaper than most of the over the counter snake oils.

[Vindingo]

Try this.
Take a mug fill with water.
Micro-wave till boiling.
Pour out half the water.
Add a couple of tablespoons of honey, then top off with your favorite whiskey.
It will not cure your cold, but for a few hours you WILL feel good. And it is cheaper than most of the over the counter snake oils.

my grandmother used to make that for me when I was  a kid.  I bet at 8, the whiskey helped to put me to sleep too. 

[jagstang]

In this order: Gatorade, Pepto, nap, shower, fast food burgers, arrive at work.





Wait, we're talking hangovers, right?

[lethe]

On the opposite end of the argument, taking antibiotics for every little sniffle does none of us any good. Building our natural immunity to the germs is worlds better than building the germs immunity to our drugs.

[ROBsS4R]

I don't care if you've been taking concentrated oregano pills for ten years and haven't gotten sick in that time.


I don't care if you mega dose on Vitamin C (Unless you're talking about the pop star. Rowr.) and you feel great.


Please, when I'm sick, take you're home remedies, which are statistically crap as they've only ever worked for you, turn them, sideways, and stuff them up yer rear.

You mean these Bacon Pills I have been taking for the last year are a complete Scam 

[Howie]

I don't care if you've been taking concentrated oregano pills for ten years and haven't gotten sick in that time.


I don't care if you mega dose on Vitamin C (Unless you're talking about the pop star. Rowr.) and you feel great.


Please, when I'm sick, take you're home remedies, which are statistically crap as they've only ever worked for you, turn them, sideways, and stuff them up yer rear.

Grump!

Just for that I won't tell you my home cure

[Ddan]

Grump!

Just for that I won't tell you my home cure

Squirrel soup?

[TiNi]

GiGGLe NooDLe

[the_Journeyman]

1/2 pint of white liquor
1 tablespoon of pepper
1 teaspoon of salt
1 tablespoon of fresh crushed ginger
Fill mostly rest of the way with honey
Shake very well

Take a couple shots and go to bed.

JM

[ducsix]

Coffee.  Advil.  Done.