Why I like my girlfriend.....

[Jarvicious]

A:  (a quote from this morning over coffee) " I really like that you love your bike"

 

B: (a trip to Mississippi to visit a friend when she meets someone there with a Harley)

HD:  You ever been on anything this fast?
Suz: My boyfriend has a Ducati.  It's pretty quick.
HD: (obviously taken aback) Aha!  One a' them fancy bikes. Probably doesn't ride as nice as this though ehh....
Suz:  Shrugs and walks off. 

As if I didn't have enough reasons to like her already 

Plus she's down with the .

[brickdogg]

haha, that's awesome! Sometimes women can surprise us. As I have been mulling over what bike my wife is going to get me, either a triumph or a ducati, she says, "Yeah but is the triumph as cool as the Ducati? Will people stop you and say, wow, nice bike?" 

Shocked the hell out of me!! Think we both have keepers!

[the_Journeyman]

My fiancée got excited when we blasted past an 883 on the Cherohala in a passing zone...  He throttled it, but the 883 didn't have to guts to out-accelerate a Monster 750 2-up!  She still talks about that and it was like 2 years ago ~

JM

[LA]

Yea, this reminds me of when I showed a picture of the new Blue S4R Monster to my wife - beautiful.  When I said, honey ...... if I can find a way to pay for one of these would you care if I get one?

She demuraly replied, "I don't give a make the beast with two backs what you do." 

I think I'll keep her.

LA

[sfarchie]

I envy you guys. I still haven't figured women out yet. Just when I "thought" I began seeing a pattern and could predict the next move, I was as wrong as Jerry Jones believing he could buy a Superbowl title.

Hopefully, one day I will, at the very least, meet someone who likes riding as much as I do. My last girlfriend didn't care for it and wouldn't ride until we broke up. See what I mean? We're still great friends, but now she loves riding and can't wait to ride my 696.

Please help me understand women,
Confused

[Popeye the Sailor]

I envy you guys. I still haven't figured women out yet. Just when I "thought" I began seeing a pattern and could predict the next move, I was as wrong as Jerry Jones believing he could buy a Superbowl title.

Hopefully, one day I will, at the very least, meet someone who likes riding as much as I do. My last girlfriend didn't care for it and wouldn't ride until we broke up. See what I mean? We're still great friends, but now she loves riding and can't wait to ride my 696.

Please help me understand women,
Confused

You can't understand women. My suggestion to you is to start drinking heavily.


The people in the local Bay Area forum http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?board=19.0 can help with this.

[NWapex]

When I said, honey ...... if I can find a way to pay for one of these would you care if I get one?

She demuraly replied, "I don't give a make the beast with two backs what you do." 

Fricking hilarious and hits so close to home for all us married dudes. 

[OverCaffeinated]

Quote: sfarchie
I envy you guys. I still haven't figured women out yet. Huh? Just when I "thought" I began seeing a pattern and could predict the next move, I was as wrong as Jerry Jones believing he could buy a Superbowl title.

Hopefully, one day I will, at the very least, meet someone who likes riding as much as I do. My last girlfriend didn't care for it and wouldn't ride until we broke up. See what I mean? We're still great friends, but now she loves riding and can't wait to ride my 696.

Please help me understand women,
Confused
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If your trying to figure them all out, aka find a pattern, just shoot yourself now. The key is to find one then figure her out.

But I'm a bit of a hypocrite, my girl is the one who got up one morning and said "lets go buy that bike you've been talking about", and now say "you need to get rid of that thing". Figure that one out.

[MikeZ]

I had some guy on a Japanese motard (sorry wasn't pay enough attention to get model) try to race me when I was 2 up w/ the GF on my M1000.  Wasn't sure if she'd be mad or not but I went for him it anyway and blew by him like he was standing still.  When we got home I was a little worried of what was coming but when she took her helmet she had the biggest grin and asked me what the guy was thinking trying to race us.

[Triple J]

When I was thinking about buying a superbike a little over a year ago, I started looking at used ones figuring my wife would be more easily convinced that I should get one that way.

After looking at a couple, she said I should just go put money down on an 848 (they hadn't even been announced yet). Umm...OK! 

Keeper. 

[wbeck257]

I like your girlfriend too...   

[Cider]

Last summer my wife surprised me by enrolling both of us in Freddie Spencer's school at Miller Motorsport Park!  Cool wife!

[superjohn]

Soooo.....YOU"RE one of the guys who've shacked up with the remainder of the cool women leaving schmucks like me wanting.   

Thanks. Thanks a lot. 








j/k 

sort of........

[jdubbs32584]

I'm getting Mother's bike repainted. That means I'm a cool girlfriend too right? 

The fact that I was the one to mess up the paint doesn't mean anything right? 

[cbartlett419]

tonight I was on my scoot zipping through traffic behind my wife, truth be known I was showing off a bit, I beat her to the house and was de-gearing in the driveway when she pulled up. I was expecting the third degree, but she opens her door and w/ the best grin says, "you need a track day" you got that right, sister