Out of the mouths of babes (kid quotes)

[rgramjet]

My first son when he was about 2.5 couldn't pronounce his "T"s very well.  

He took every chance to tell people about his daddy's Big Black Cock!  (big black truck)

[rgramjet]

Same son, at an ice cream parlor at about 4.5 years of age.  He and his mom sat at a table with their single scoops in a cup. 

When I finally came to the table with a matterhorn-like ice cream concoction, he looked at me and exclaimed, "Jesus make the beast with two backsING Christ that's a big sundae!"

I looked at my wife and said, "That's All You"!  ......that's her pet phrase.....

[duqette]

My boy, not quite age 3, very proud of his new "big boy underpants" decorated with "Toy Story" characters, proudly explains to me that, "Dis is my Woody undehwheah, and dis is my Buzz Wight Heah underwheah," while pointing at the appropriate area.

I just about peed my pants.

[fastwin]

Same son, at an ice cream parlor at about 4.5 years of age.  He and his mom sat at a table with their single scoops in a cup. 

When I finally came to the table with a matterhorn-like ice cream concoction, he looked at me and exclaimed, "Jesus make the beast with two backsING Christ that's a big sundae!"

I looked at my wife and said, "That's All You"!  ......that's her pet phrase.....

That's funny as hell!!!

[fastwin]

Being the little mynah birds/parrots that they are. One of the Public Defenders in my court years ago told me her daughter (4-5 yo at the time) was in her car seat and mother in law was in the front passenger seat. A traffic light they were at turned green and the car in front of them waited a long time to react to the light. Little girl pops off with "step on the gas dumbshit, the light's green!" Mother in law asks the little girl where in the world that came from. She rats out Mom and says 'Mommy says that all the time". My PD said if she could have crawled under the floor mat she would have!

[dolci]

My first son when he was about 2.5 couldn't pronounce his "T"s very well.  
He took every chance to tell people about his daddy's Big Black Cock!  (big black truck)

When sophia was small, she used to pronounce "tr" as "f" -  There were lots of "dumb make the beast with two backss"  (dump trucks) on the road as there was lots of construction in our area.

[The Bacon Junkie]

When sophia was small, she used to pronounce "tr" as "f" -  There were lots of "dumb make the beast with two backss"  (dump trucks) on the road as there was lots of construction in our area.

Nothing too quotable at school yesterday...

We'll see what today brings. 

[spolic]

Just about 3 years ago my then 8 year old was asked in school who takes from the rich and gives to the poor.  His answer was the President.

[Oldfisti]

Conversation with the gf's 6yo son last year...


Me: So I hear you have a new girlfriend at school.

Lou: Yeah I've got lots of girlfriends.

Me: Oh, really? How many?

Lou: 15

Me: Wow that's a lot. Do you have their phone #'s?

Lou: Nah. I don't need to talk to any of 'em.


Smart kid.   

[ducatiz]

My 3 yo son to my cousin (who loves harleys)

Cousin:  Do you like my bike?
Ducatiz Jr:  No, it looks like a bus.

[erkishhorde]

When sophia was small, she used to pronounce "tr" as "f" -  There were lots of "dumb make the beast with two backss"  (dump trucks) on the road as there was lots of construction in our area.

My sister used to do that when she was little. "Look at the fire fwuck!"

[The Bacon Junkie]

Today on the play yard...

"Mr. Ryan, I'm going to give you a haircut!"  (I shave my head)

"Oh, really?  What kind of haircut are you going to give me?"

"A ponytail!"  Another girl comes over... "I'm going to braid it!"

Now there's three 3/4 year olds...  "Well, I'm going to dye it blonde!"

Me: "So, I'm getting a blonde, braided ponytail?"

Girl #2:  "Yeah... And a Mohawk!"  (her older brother has one) 

[ducatiz]

Today on the play yard...

"Mr. Ryan, I'm going to give you a haircut!"  (I shave my head)

"Oh, really?  What kind of haircut are you going to give me?"

"A ponytail!"  Another girl comes over... "I'm going to braid it!"

Now there's three 3/4 year olds...  "Well, I'm going to dye it blonde!"

Me: "So, I'm getting a blonde, braided ponytail?"

Girl #2:  "Yeah... And a Mohawk!"  (her older brother has one) 

so.. you were on the play yard talking to toddlers for what reason?

[The Bacon Junkie]

so.. you were on the play yard talking to toddlers for what reason?

Because I'm their teacher. 



And, for the record, 3-4 year olds are preschool age. The toddler stage is between infancy and two-ish.  They are no longer toddlers at age 3 and up.   

[cokey]

Do you give them bacon homework?