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« on: May 11, 2008, 05:13:15 PM »
I wish I knew how to make shadow puppets.

I can juggle and ride a unicycle. 

I have no desire to make balloon animals.
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 05:15:46 PM »
Something tells me you want to be in the circus...
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 05:20:21 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on May 11, 2008, 05:15:46 PM
Something tells me you want to be in the circus...

I can't juggle and ride the unicycle at the same time. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 05:25:31 PM »
I sooooo want to learn how to ride a unicycle.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 05:36:55 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on May 11, 2008, 05:25:31 PM
I sooooo want to learn how to ride a unicycle.

Oh it's easy! Just sit on the seat and pedal.



Anything else I can help you with?
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 05:46:39 PM »
Quote from: someguy on May 11, 2008, 05:36:55 PM
Oh it's easy! Just sit on the seat and pedal.



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where do babies come from...... I know cousins come from aunt holes.... but where do babies come from.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 06:15:18 PM »
I wish I coud speak Russian.  Fluently.

I wish I could play guitar.  Or any musical instrument.  Except the recorder.  Recorders suck.

I wish I could teleport.

Wait....

*BAMF*

*BAMF*

Nevermind about that teleporting bit.  What else?
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 06:49:44 PM »
I've met/seen some pretty silly girls....
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 08:17:32 PM »
Quote from: jswledhed on May 11, 2008, 06:15:18 PM
I wish I coud speak Russian.  Fluently.

I can, well not fluently, but well enough, Cool

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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 08:23:27 PM »
Quote from: czaja on May 11, 2008, 05:13:15 PM
I wish I knew how to make shadow puppets.

I can juggle and ride a unicycle. 

I have no desire to make balloon animals.

you wouldn't be a clown, would you?  I had a clown once make a pass at me while I was on a date and have been afraid of them ever since!
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 08:25:13 PM »
I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 08:58:21 PM »


That Vulcan nerve pinch thing would come in handy. At the very least it would make lines a whole lot shorter.

I would like that. That and being able to pee my name in the snow. And being able to pull taffy. And hold my breath for 5 minutes. And play the recorder. And make moonshine. And play mahjong.  And spin straw into gold. And finally pull that damn sword out of that damn rock so that watery tart in the lake would crown me King of England.

Damn, I've done nothing with my life.  Cry

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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 09:03:16 PM »
Quote from: msincredible on May 11, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).
I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!


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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 09:04:15 PM »
Quote from: IZ on May 11, 2008, 09:03:16 PM
I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!


 Grin

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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 09:07:53 PM »
Quote from: IZ on May 11, 2008, 09:03:16 PM
I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!


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That whistling you *thought* was from me is really just air escaping from a motorcycle tire  laughingdp
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