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IZ
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Re: Silly things you wish you could do
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May 11, 2008, 11:40:25 PM »
Quote from: bigiain on May 11, 2008, 11:36:46 PM
At Burningman last year I met a guy playing trumpet and hulahooping on a unicycle - he didn't do it very well, but I was amazed he could do it at all!
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how the heck can you do a hula hoop and ride a unicycle..let alone play the trumpet too?!
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May 12, 2008, 12:06:47 AM »
back flip.
used to be able to do a front hand spring/front flip..........20 years ago
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Re: Silly things you wish you could do
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May 12, 2008, 02:18:40 AM »
I wish i could summon a legion of fire breathing dragons and burn the whole place down.
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Fly like an Eagle.
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May 12, 2008, 05:09:54 AM »
Have a pet dragon (the small kind that can sit on your shoulder like a large parrot.
Ride a unicycle or one of those giant front wheel bike things.
Sprint full speed for a mile.
Resurect steam power in a compact, self-contained form to power an automobile
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May 12, 2008, 06:15:39 AM »
Quote from: krolik on May 11, 2008, 08:17:32 PM
I can, well not fluently, but well enough,
<jealous>
Awesome!
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I wish i could fly around the earth on a slice of cheese.
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May 12, 2008, 06:24:07 AM »
Two girls at the same time.
But thats not really silly is it?
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why would you want to be two girls?
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May 12, 2008, 06:44:19 AM »
Because doing 2 guys is just gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
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John Krawczyk
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Re: Silly things you wish you could do
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May 13, 2008, 06:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Super T.I.B on May 12, 2008, 02:18:40 AM
I wish i could summon a legion of fire breathing dragons and burn the whole place down.
you don't need a legion, all you need is...
TROGDOR!!!!
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ducati_tim
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May 13, 2008, 06:42:22 PM »
I wish I could yodel.
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Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 13, 2008, 06:32:03 PM
you don't need a legion, all you need is...
TROGDOR!!!!
Ah!
TROGDOR!!!!!
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May 13, 2008, 07:16:47 PM »
Silly?? Maybe not, but I wish I could be in front of whoever I want. Not pass them, just magically be in front of them. Maybe levitate over them, whatever. no yellow lines, no swerving, no cops.
Want this power especially when I'm in the car!!!
Would like to understand physics better. worked punkin chunkin 5 years in a row, and would LOVE to put together an entry!! Like fireworks too! maybe a bottle rocket punkin passer!!!!! Love buzz bombs. They've got it all - noise, action, movement, sparks EVERYWHERE!!! Would love to understand them!!!
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Re: Silly things you wish you could do
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May 13, 2008, 07:37:33 PM »
Quote from: msincredible on May 11, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).
I sooo wish I knew how to do that!
I can whistle like that with a bottle cap or the top of an acorn
I never could do a decent cartwheel
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