Stay Upright - Advanced I - Feb '09

[Jukie]

really sure Super, Super wet his pants 

[mattyvas]

That's my girl Elle. 

Actually, I was at Borders at Bondi Junction one Saturday and I was just looking at some books and I just sort of turned my head and she was standing right next to me, she was maybe half a head taller than me, skin tight jeans on  , tight white t shirt  with her hair lookin like she just got out of bed  . I couldn't help myself and ran away, giggling & jumping up & down like a school girl to my now wife, "That's ELLE! That's ELLE!" "Where? Where?"  "Fecken THERE!!!!!"
My wife just stood and stared and exclaimed "OMG!"

I'm an idiot. I know. 

So if I tell you I've met her and photographed her would you be jealous!

[Super T.I.B]

So if I tell you I've met her and photographed her would you be jealous!

Nah.

I'd be jealous if you got into her pants. 

[mattyvas]

Well actually................

Nah, kidding 

[Jukie]

so what would you say if i had got into her pants

[bmroxm5]

so what would you say if i had got into her pants

that you're a liar 

[Jukie]

me a liar do you really know me that welll Hmmmm.  Even Betty calls me a lesbo

[mostro900]

no need to surf porn on the web, when there's these thread jacks going on ! 

[Jukie]

glad im good for intertainment why dont you join in mostro

[mostro900]

glad im good for intertainment why dont you join in mostro

wellll, now that you mention it, maybe I should join iiiiiiinnnnnnn or just stay oooouuuuuuttttttt, no iiiiinnnnn, no oooouuuutttttt, no iinn...oh, that was quick, hope it was good for you too...

[Jukie]

all good Mostro, very glad to have you aboard AGAIN.