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Author Topic: Like Bacon? Try this.  (Read 5241 times)
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« on: May 11, 2008, 08:28:09 PM »
So, one night, whilst stumbling in a drunken stupor through a supermarket, my buddy and I came across something I recognized from childhood.

It was a block of pork fat.



Like bacon, but without the meat. I was overcome with the need to buy this item and fry it.

Preparations began:



Despite my high spirits, those more-sober-than-I were concerned



Take yer block o' pork:



Slice it one way:



Then the other:



Fry:



Until crispy, allow to drain:



Eat:



Eat?



Yes, eat:




Then....listen to your heart pound as your veins clog.

This food....is both disgusting and delicious in ways I cannot describe. We were loathe to try it, then unable to stop eating it.


Thank you to Jamie for posing for the pics  Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 08:31:19 PM »
Umm, you should stop buyin' stuff when you're drunk.
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 08:32:30 PM »
Quote from: krolik on May 11, 2008, 08:31:19 PM
Umm, you should stop buyin' stuff when you're drunk.
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You are frightened of the pork goodness.


There is no need for that.


Go forth and fry.
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 08:38:12 PM »
Using Jamie as a model to prove it's tastyness does not prove any thing to me...

I've witnessed him eating cake, and washing it down with Jack Daniels.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 08:40:03 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on May 11, 2008, 08:38:12 PM
Using Jamie as a model to prove it's tastyness does not prove any thing to me...

I've witnessed him eating cake, and washing it down with Jack Daniels.

He actually tried one of the pieces with frosting on it.

Just...ew.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 08:41:52 PM »
Quote from: someguy on May 11, 2008, 08:40:03 PM
He actually tried one of the pieces with frosting on it.

Just...ew.

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This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 08:43:32 PM »
Quote from: someguy on May 11, 2008, 08:40:03 PM
He actually tried one of the pieces with frosting on it.

Just...ew.

That's no surprise.

Cake eater:
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 08:48:07 PM »
did you eat the skin?   vomit

I guess that is kind of what chicharones are   Undecided
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 08:59:22 PM »
Jamie also likes breathing fire:
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 09:05:53 PM »
Quote from: msincredible on May 11, 2008, 08:59:22 PM
Jamie also likes breathing fire..in the direction of the house

nice!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 10:55:10 PM »

I have heard of this block of lard bacon story before.

After seeing the photo's I was imagining a little more Pork and less lard  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 11:01:19 PM »
mmmm... tasty!
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 11:03:39 PM »
that one pic looks like a bunch of fried phalanges!!   Tongue

Did he eat that sh*t on a dare?!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 11:08:55 PM »

It reminds me of Lechon

Now thats Yummy
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2008, 06:24:25 AM »
Quote from: Vindingo on May 11, 2008, 08:48:07 PM
did you eat the skin?   vomit

I guess that is kind of what chicharones are   Undecided

Chicharrones...  Lips Sealed  vomit

I had a bad experience.. tequila night at Univeristy at Leicester, 19 years old, had shitloads of this, jamon serrano and chorizo (rec'd package from the in laws) then went drinking after 4 pints of DogBolter from a Firkin Pub.

Not a good night to remember  Tongue
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