Wonder how much trouble I would get in if I tried this

[Porsche Monkey]

http://www.bygeorge.co.nz/?tag=laptop

[TiNi]

i've got one word for you...
























prison 

[Grampa]

dirka dirka (translates to..I triple dog dare you)

[TiNi]

dirka dirka (translates to..I triple dog dare you)

not the coup de grace of all dares   

[DesmoDiva]

a US Marshall would eat you for lunch.   

[Slag]

a US Marshall would eat you for lunch.   

The person sitting next to you would feel threatened, and procede to break your nose with their elbow.  If they had seen this before, like I have, it could be a great way to get that 15 minutes of fame, talk shows, and a book deal 

[Porsche Monkey]

The person sitting next to you would feel threatened, and procede to break your nose with their elbow.  If they had seen this before, like I have, it could be a great way to get that 15 minutes of fame, talk shows, and a book deal 

The last person that I sat next to on a plane was a girl that weighed as much as my bike.  She couldn't lift her elbows if she tried.  She also stunk really bad as if she hadn't showered in a week or two.  I hate Southwest airlines.  There was not one seat left that I could move too.  It was a bad day.

[Slag]

Sometimes the restroom is the best seat on the plane 

[swampduc]

I suspect you would only try this once.

[Ducatista]

The last person that I sat next to on a plane was a girl that weighed as much as my bike.  She couldn't lift her elbows if she tried.  She also stunk really bad as if she hadn't showered in a week or two.  I hate Southwest airlines.  There was not one seat left that I could move too.  It was a bad day.

I sat next to a woman who was begging me to lift the armrest because I don't take up nearly all my seat, and the armrest was digging into her "ribcage".  I finally turned to her and told her that she paid for her square inchage and I paid for mine.  "Ribcage?"  Sorry, but those ain't bones, lady.  That's 100% pure lard that is being pinched!     Maybe she could have said that her lard was digging into her ribcage because the armrest was pushing on it. 

[cyrus buelton]

Hell, you get arrested on a plane for having a discussion of where the safest spot is, could only imagine what would happen if you tried that bad boy out.

[tcspeedfreak]

maybe try it on a bus or a train or something like that first see what happens than go for the coup de grace, the airplane

[He Man]

I sat next to a woman who was begging me to lift the armrest because I don't take up nearly all my seat, and the armrest was digging into her "ribcage".  I finally turned to her and told her that she paid for her square inchage and I paid for mine.  "Ribcage?"  Sorry, but those ain't bones, lady.  That's 100% pure lard that is being pinched!     Maybe she could have said that her lard was digging into her ribcage because the armrest was pushing on it. 

LOL, what did she say after you told her that?


that countdown timer needs to be longer so you could get away quicker.

[redxblack]

remember the guy who got arrested for wearing a tshirt that had arabic AND english script that said "we will not be silent"? the irony was the slogan was from the anti-nazi White Rose student group, but the arresting officers said wearing arabic in an airport was like walking into a bank with a shirt that said "I'm going to rob you".

I don't want to descend into politics here, but I don't think people would be too amused on the plane. If you do this, make sure it's a panasonic tuffpad or some similar HEAVY DUTY laptop.

[Autostrada Pilot]

That's probably not a good idea. Funny to joke about, though.