Vegetable Helmets

Started by SKOM, January 06, 2009, 07:31:51 PM

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Oldfisti

Quote from: gh0stie on January 18, 2009, 07:16:15 AM
right, because ALL Africans are scam artists, right?


This was specifically Nigeria.  Don't know about you but that's where I get most of my bank scam spam from. About 1-2 a week.  [roll]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

CowboyBeebop

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Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 09, 2009, 06:40:13 PM
as much of a moron as Mr Aremu sounds, he probably has bilked millions out of stupid Americans replying to his "MOST EXCELLENT SIR, I GREET YOU WITH SALUTATIONS AND VERILY HAPPY NEWS OF GREAT WEALTH!"

Wait, wait, wait...you're saying that email was a scam?  Next you're going to tell me I shouldn't take my cruise to Somalia! 

hcomp

Not to get too far off topic, but I am going to start wearing my helmet when I drive my car here in AZ.  That way I can hide my face when the radar cameras take my picture they won't be able to identify the driver.  Then they will say I am hiding my identity. I will retort by saying it is safer to drive with a helmet or a pumpkin on my head...
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Oldfisti

Quote from: ryanracer on January 18, 2009, 12:06:05 PM
Not to get too far off topic, but I am going to start wearing my helmet when I drive my car here in AZ.  That way I can hide my face when the radar cameras take my picture they won't be able to identify the driver.  Then they will say I am hiding my identity. I will retort by saying it is safer to drive with a helmet or a pumpkin on my head...


http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17779.0        ;D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Capo

I just heard that in Angeles City Philippines, the Mayor has banned the wearing of helmets.
The reasoning is that motorcycle riding criminals can not be identified.


Capo de tuti capi

hcomp

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Statler

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

#22
Quote from: gh0stie on January 18, 2009, 07:16:15 AM
right, because ALL Africans are scam artists, right?

all Nigerians are.  Name 1 who isn't.  Come on, just ONE-- JUST ONE!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Statler

Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 18, 2009, 09:17:54 PM
all Nigerians are.  Name 1 who isn't.  Come on, just ONE-- JUST ONE!

I can name several with whom I work...they are social workers busting their asses every day to help kids.


But I'm betting you meant this to be funny so it was rhetorical.



ha.



why are you stirring shit so much lately?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

Quote from: Statler on January 19, 2009, 09:17:56 AM
I can name several with whom I work...they are social workers busting their asses every day to help kids.


But I'm betting you meant this to be funny so it was rhetorical.



ha.



why are you stirring shit so much lately?

it was funny and rhetorical.  the ranks of Nobel prize winners and humanitarians are filled with Nigerians and it is high humor to suggest otherwise, despite the few who besmirch the reputation of the rest.

besides, any thread with "Vegetable Helmets" as a title deserves a little stirring, not that I am admitting to it, just going along with the idea.   [thumbsup] 
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

swampduc

Respeta mi autoridad!

swampduc

Quote from: gh0stie on January 18, 2009, 07:16:15 AM
right, because ALL Africans are scam artists, right?
Dude, relax. I don't think he's advocating the internment of all Nigerians or anything.
Respeta mi autoridad!

Statler

Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 19, 2009, 11:27:14 AM
it was funny and rhetorical.  the ranks of Nobel prize winners and humanitarians are filled with Nigerians and it is high humor to suggest otherwise, despite the few who besmirch the reputation of the rest.

besides, any thread with "Vegetable Helmets" as a title deserves a little stirring, not that I am admitting to it, just going along with the idea.   [thumbsup] 

My apologies to Izaac.

When read this way it's funny.  But you have to know where he's coming from with it.   My fault.    Very similar to when I would joke around with the ER staff where my wife works.    When we were both training in martial arts she would be pretty bruised up from time to time (as would I).   I did domestic violence work at the time.   If you knew me it was funny when I said she wouldn't be so bruised if she just got me my beer faster.    If you didn't it was pretty bad news.


I am sorry, Sir, for my bad interpretation.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Desmostro

Quote from: PizzaMonster on January 17, 2009, 07:57:21 PM
So that's what happened to me! :P

"Some people can put juju inside the helmets and when they are worn the victim can either lose consciousness or be struck dumb,"

Thanks goodness for Juju Cleaner!
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

SKOM

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