The male equivalent of the "muffin top"

Started by Rambler1982, January 13, 2009, 06:32:33 AM

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Rambler1982

As a trial lawyer, I deal with alotta guys in a shirt and tie. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've seen dudes with giant necks oozing out and over their shirt collar.  :o

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Big Troubled Bear

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

TiAvenger

do you know how hard it is to get a properly fitted shirt when you have a 46 in chest, 33 arm length, and a 18.75 neck?

[cheeky]

El Matador

Quote from: Court-Jester on January 13, 2009, 09:15:19 AM
do you know how hard it is to get a properly fitted shirt when you have a 46 in chest, 33 arm length, and a 18.75 neck?

[cheeky]

Make that 46 in chest and a 34 in waist with a 16 in nech.

I spend a fortune getting shit to fit right

He Man

Isny 46,36 balanced size? not sure on the 16 neck, im a 15 and one time i bought a shirt that was 15 3/4 and god damn there was enough space to fit 2 small necks!

im 38 chest, 30 waist, 15 neck.

El Matador

Quote from: He Man on January 13, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
Isny 46,36 balanced size? not sure on the 16 neck, im a 15 and one time i bought a shirt that was 15 3/4 and god damn there was enough space to fit 2 small necks!

im 38 chest, 30 waist, 15 neck.

Not really. If I were to buy a suit from the rack, the pants would be about 6 sizes too big

Slide Panda

Quote from: El Matador on January 13, 2009, 09:18:38 AM
Make that 46 in chest and a 34 in waist with a 16 in nech.

I spend a fortune getting shit to fit right

Pffft I had it worse.  When I was fit for Rugby it was 48+ chest, 36 arms 34 waist (but needed a 36+ usually to fit my legs), 18 neck... Dress clothes were a disaster.  And yes, I did look like a gorilla in people clothes.

But yeah... the overflowing neck fat... that's bad.  But who says men can't spot a muffin top?  I know it's used more for girls but I didn't think it was necessarily gender specific.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

jdubbs32584

Quote from: yuu on January 13, 2009, 10:36:46 AM
<snip> And yes, I did look like a gorilla in people clothes.



you still look like a gorilla in people clothes  [cheeky]

Slide Panda

#8
Oh someone's feeling funny today.   :P

Keep it up and I'll resort to short jokes.. or push you on your bike into a drain depression that you can only tippy toe touch the ground.. and leave yah
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

jdubbs32584

Quote from: yuu on January 13, 2009, 10:54:14 AM
Oh someone's feeling funny today.   :P

Keep it up and I'll resort to short jokes.. or push you on your bike into a drain depression that you can only tippy toe touch the ground

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

motogpfan

thats what you get for wearing a shirt and tie.

lauramonster

try finding a 19/38.  Usually only one or two at the big & tall shops. 
Frickin' snow!

Howie

What do we call this male bulging neckfat?

Slide Panda

Walrus top?
The tom turkey?
"Damn man!  Buy a new shirt!"?
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Buckethead

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