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For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?

Started by Oldfisti, January 15, 2009, 12:16:47 PM

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Oldfisti

January 15, 2009, 12:16:47 PM Last Edit: January 15, 2009, 03:32:00 PM by alfisti
Didn't think so.                 $3.7 mil for hers...   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/12/natalie-dylan-auctions-of_n_157329.html            [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ZLTFUL

#1
January 15, 2009, 12:21:04 PM
I'd hit it.


But I damn sure wouldn't pay for it.
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#3
January 15, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
She didn't define virginity! PIITB  [evil]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

MrFryMoto

#4
January 15, 2009, 12:36:53 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
She didn't define virginity! PIITB  [evil]

Anal?
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Popeye the Sailor

#5
January 15, 2009, 12:39:09 PM
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on January 15, 2009, 12:36:53 PM
Anal?

What do you think PIITB means?


Put It In The Butt.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Oldfisti

#6
January 15, 2009, 12:39:48 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

MrFryMoto

#7
January 15, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 12:39:09 PM
What do you think PIITB means?


Put It In The Butt.

oh i got it - i just figured i would add some flair ala Sacduc
MrFry's News Ticker:
*shifty eyes* someone's been reporting bad news-->Fry-Cycles to offer baked, broiled & deep fried options as well .....My Little Pony still in style.....House NOT destroyed in motorcycle gang's takeover!.....DMF: where the cool kids hang out........

DY

#9
January 15, 2009, 12:54:29 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
She didn't define virginity! PIITB  [evil]

I read an article the other day where she says she's given head but is technically still a V. 

Triple J

#10
January 15, 2009, 01:01:32 PM
$2,000,000 for what will probably be the most boring sex ever.

What a steal!  [roll]

Porsche Monkey

#11
January 15, 2009, 01:39:54 PM
She should pay me to have sex with her. [thumbsup] [popcorn]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

rgramjet

#12
January 15, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
There were a couple girls in my HS that were vaginal virgins.....love these literal kids...
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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#13
January 15, 2009, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 15, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
There were a couple girls in my HS that were vaginal virgins.....love these literal kids...

[laugh]

technicality FTW!
....................

DCXCV

#14
January 15, 2009, 02:46:00 PM
"This one goes out to all the virgins: Thanks for nothin!"

Anyone paying this much cash for a supposed cherry is probably also a cherry.
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