For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?

Started by Oldfisti, January 15, 2009, 12:16:47 PM

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rgramjet

Quote from: MrIncredible on January 23, 2009, 04:04:26 PM
Christ-you think I'd remember her name? What kind of screwed up one nighters you been having?

You got a Freebie!!??  So you're the one....    [thumbsup]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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DaniD

Quote from: herm on January 23, 2009, 02:46:01 PM


if she can convince some moron to pay millions of dollars for a shot at her VjJ......then she would seem to have the drive to make people part with their money, and lots of it.

Trust me...it doesn't take much to get men to part with their money...it's not that she's a good salesman, it's the idiot population of stupid men that she's marketing too...

**disclaimer** I am not implying that ALL men are stupid or suckers nor making a general statement about male intelligence, however I have seen firsthand that all of the above can be true  ;D
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

KnightofNi

Quote from: DaniD on January 24, 2009, 03:34:02 PM
Trust me...it doesn't take much to get men to part with their money...it's not that she's a good salesman, it's the idiot population of stupid men that she's marketing too...

**disclaimer** I am not implying that ALL men are stupid or suckers nor making a general statement about male intelligence, however I have seen firsthand that all of the above can be true  ;D

for example, watch girls in a bar get free drinks by flirting.

hell, if i had boobs i'd use them to get all kinds of free stuff. then again it would look really odd on me, so i'd prob have to look like a female too so i'd at least have to shave.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

Quote from: KnightofNi on January 25, 2009, 06:27:19 AM
for example, watch girls in a bar get free drinks by flirting.

hell, if i had boobs i'd use them to get all kinds of free stuff. then again it would look really odd on me, so i'd prob have to look like a female too so i'd at least have to shave.
Yes, boobs and beard don't make for free drinks.  [puke]
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KnightofNi

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

Quote from: KnightofNi on January 25, 2009, 06:34:05 AM
they might buy me drinks out of fear.
It is Hilda, Norse goddess of beer! We must buy her beer or she will smite us and skunk ours!
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TiNi

Quote from: KnightofNi on January 25, 2009, 06:27:19 AM
for example, watch girls in a bar get free drinks by flirting.

hell, if i had boobs i'd use them to get all kinds of free stuff. then again it would look really odd on me, so i'd prob have to look like a female too so i'd at least have to shave.

it's not the boobies... it's how you use them  ;)
and not all women use theirs to get ahead...

Grampa

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 25, 2009, 06:56:27 AM
it's not the boobies... it's how you use them  ;)
and not all women use theirs to get ahead...

you said ahead...... *giggle


[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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-Marcus Luttrell

herm

Quote from: DaniD on January 24, 2009, 03:34:02 PM
Trust me...it doesn't take much to get men to part with their money...it's not that she's a good salesman, it's the idiot population of stupid men that she's marketing too...

**disclaimer** I am not implying that ALL men are stupid or suckers nor making a general statement about male intelligence, however I have seen firsthand that all of the above can be true  ;D

i agree that its easy to get men to "pay for it" one way or another.
but come on, we are talking millions of dollars.
thats a lot of money, especially compaired to how much her sister is likely making for the same product........(ok, slightly used but in theory backed by a warranty)
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Oldfisti

Quote from: herm on January 25, 2009, 08:01:03 PM
i agree that its easy to get men to "pay for it" one way or another.
but come on, we are talking millions of dollars.
thats a lot of money, especially compaired to how much her sister is likely making for the same product........(ok, slightly used but in theory backed by a warranty)


Where can I get one of these warranties?                                                                                                         ;D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.


herm

Quote from: alfisti on January 26, 2009, 03:30:55 AM

Where can I get one of these warranties?                                                                                                         ;D

read up on legalized prostitution in nevada...its actually pretty amusing stuff [thumbsup]
the "implied warranty" would be from the licensing requirements for brothel workers.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

KnightofNi

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 25, 2009, 06:56:27 AM
it's not the boobies... it's how you use them  ;)
and not all women use theirs to get ahead...

well duh. knowing what i know about the power of the boobies, you can sure as hell bet i would use them properly to get what i wanted.  [cheeky]


I'll agree that not all women do it. . all women try to use them to get what they want. some do it more often than others. some just aren't good at doing it, thus the trying portion of the statement.

also, i didn't say "to get ahead" i said "to get what they want"
some want to gain power and control while others just want to gain a free drink.
also, i'm not saying that all of your gender is evil, conniving, and manipulative.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: KnightofNi on January 26, 2009, 08:02:37 AM

also, i didn't say "to get ahead" i said "to get what they want"
some want to gain power and control while others just want to gain a free drink.
also, i'm not saying that all of your gender is evil, conniving, and manipulative.

Because stating the obvious is a waste of time?





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If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DaniD

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I guess it's a two way street, we wouldn't be so manipulative if guys weren't so stupid!  :P
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."