Funniest Coworker Prank You've Done....

[jdubbs32584]

If I bring you many gluten free goodies will you spare the moto?

[Grampa]

Get video this time.

no doubt..... my mind blocked out the tumbling routine. it would have been great to see it.

[Grampa]

If I bring you many gluten free goodies will you spare the moto?

cash is gluten free

[Popeye the Sailor]

One of the technicians at work decided he was going to sneak this girl he was going on a second date with into the facility (this is a MAJOR no-no). Anyway, dipshit decided to tell some of the other techs of his cunning plan. He was going to take her up to one of the viewing rooms where one can see the satellites.

The other techs, knowing this, waited for him to get up there, and began rotating the satellite (thing of a giant, square box). Anyway, as it went though it's rotation, on the far side was taped a sign that said "Will you marry me?".


Girl spazzed and ran out-was their last date 

[COWBOY]

One of the technicians at work decided he was going to sneak this girl he was going on a second date with into the facility (this is a MAJOR no-no). Anyway, dipshit decided to tell some of the other techs of his cunning plan. He was going to take her up to one of the viewing rooms where one can see the satellites.

The other techs, knowing this, waited for him to get up there, and began rotating the satellite (thing of a giant, square box). Anyway, as it went though it's rotation, on the far side was taped a sign that said "Will you marry me?".

Girl spazzed and ran out-was their last date 

LMAO!

[faolan01]

probably my best one was from college...

A bunch of us were hanging around in the common area one night when one of the guys from the floor passed out drunk as he was staggering by. We picked him up, carried him to his room, put him in bed and were walking out of the room when one of the guys stopped and said, "Wait...he's an asshole. Why are we being nice to him?" So we filed back into the room, moved him from the bed to a chair, and took his bed apart. We put it back together in the bathroom, made the bed, put his alarm clock next to him set for 6:45, carried him down and tucked him in. The RA walked in at 6:30 to take his shower and was in the middle of yelling at the guy when the alarm went off.

The same jackass didn't get off so lightly the next time he passed out drunk. Everything in the room was moved out onto the overhang over the front door, complete with extension cords to plug in the TV, stereo, and alarm clock. The RAs didn't even want to know how all that stuff made it out the window....

[fastrt6dakota]

We had an assload of pranks we used to pull on people. I've worked with the same people throughout the years, just in different companies.

1. "Set the perimeter alarm" - Have a tech pull a new car in for pre-delivery. Tell him he has to pull (some random number) fuse from the underdash box. Then, he has to do some random keycycle/ door lock button presses, then walk around the car 3 times in a set amount of time in order to set the "Perimeter sensor tolerances". Usually, this is done while several other techs are watching, one of which has acquired the second keyfob to the car. Upon the 2nd/3rd lap around the car, the Panic button is pressed, setting off the alarm. Everyone in the shop knows the groan and yell "Aww, you did it wrong".

2. "The squirter" - With the hood up, pull the windshield squirter hose off the nozzle and aim it crotch level towards the outside of the car. Call someone over for a chat and hit the washer button.

3. "Nap time" - One of the old bosses used to like catching techs sleeping in the cars, and would leave a note taped to the steering wheel with something along the lines of "Come see me when you wake up". One of the douchebags that no one liked decided to take an afternoon siesta, so rather than waiting for the boss to come around, another tech wrote him the note and taped it to the steering wheel. When he woke up, he walked up to the boss and started frantically apologizing. Boss-man got a kick out of it.

4. When that same boss retired after 37 years, we decided to give him hell for that week. The company let him take a 2007 Shelby Cobra home for the weekend, so when we pulled it in for cleaning, we had the PCM tech throw a "custom calibration" on it. Including setting a speed limiter (25mph). The boss also liked to wear a tie, dress shirt, and sport coat every day, so we all wore that on his last day. We all brought in our coffee pots from home and hooked them up on our benches (he was a coffee-addict), and had all different flavors of coffee. Best part was we had his personal car "inventoried" for Prototype turn-in, which meant that the flatbed wrecker would come pick it up, and take it to the crusher. He got all the inventory notifications for our vehicle fleet, so he saw the description and got outside just in time to see the wrecker driver anchoring his car to the flatbed. Naturally, it was staged and we wouldn't REALLY crush his car.

5. "SWAT practice" - A couple of us working on a Saturday (weekend work was ONLY our group, no danger of getting in trouble here) decided we'd do a SWAT takedown on the first person who had to use the bathroom. We waited until some poor schmuck headed into the bathroom, waited outside the door for the toilet to flush, then;
Reached in, shut off the lights, and the first guy tossed a firecracker inside.
We were dressed in all black, and had paintball masks on, and water pistols. We did the snake maneuver as soon as the firecracker went off, and proceeded to yell "GET ON THE FLOOR! GET DOWN!", and then soaked him with the water guns.
Of course, we took turns yelling "CLEAR!".

[Buckethead]

5. "SWAT practice" - A couple of us working on a Saturday (weekend work was ONLY our group, no danger of getting in trouble here) decided we'd do a SWAT takedown on the first person who had to use the bathroom. We waited until some poor schmuck headed into the bathroom, waited outside the door for the toilet to flush, then;
Reached in, shut off the lights, and the first guy tossed a firecracker inside.
We were dressed in all black, and had paintball masks on, and water pistols. We did the snake maneuver as soon as the firecracker went off, and proceeded to yell "GET ON THE FLOOR! GET DOWN!", and then soaked him with the water guns.
Of course, we took turns yelling "CLEAR!".

My Auxiliary Security Force Training has a new appeal, 'cept we actually have flashbangs.

I have a feeling this month's "training" will be talked about for a while. 

[swampduc]

My Auxiliary Security Force Training has a new appeal, 'cept we actually have flashbangs.

I have a feeling this month's "training" will be talked about for a while. 

Good thing they'll already be in the bathroom. Easier to hose 'em down when they crap themselves.

[Jumptship]

Call your victim and tell him that you are sending him a fax.  From your fax machine send a two or three page document with the words "ASSHOLE" printed in large font across them.  Start the fax send and tape each sheet end together to form a cylinder as they come out.  Your fax machine will continue to send page after page and the victim will shit themselves wondering how many pages there are!

[ducatiz]

Call your victim and tell him that you are sending him a fax.  From your fax machine send a two or three page document with the words "ASSHOLE" printed in large font across them.  Start the fax send and tape each sheet end together to form a cylinder as they come out.  Your fax machine will continue to send page after page and the victim will shit themselves wondering how many pages there are!

only works if you have a small fax machine that you can do this with, but HILARIOUS

[Monsterlover]

+1 that's awesome

[Heath]

[Monster Dave]

I've been waiting and in search of an idea to prank a buddy that I work with and finally came up with one and executed it yesterday.

Over the past few years I've been doing a good bit of work with VB and coding has become part of my job in various ways. It's often frustrating, but when you can use coding to do something funny (and actually see it work), it really makes all the effort worth while!

So I hacked my buddies MS Word and implanted a custom script that loads in the background and runs much like a macro when a new document is loaded (when Word opens). I started with the idea that it would be hysterical to have random words appear at random intervals in the document. So I set it so that randomly between 1 and 30 seconds a random swear word would appear!  

While it executed perfectly on my PC, I started to think that I could get into some trouble if he didn't see it say JACKASS or ASSHAT while typing or editing a document and he sent it out to someone. So I decided to change the foul language over to short phrases that would be impossible to miss like I SEE YOU or IDIOT or ARE YOU HUNGRY? ect...

Although they aren't as funny as the list of foul words that I had it using, it'll still be a good kick when he discovers it (and I won't get fired for it!!). Part of what makes this so funny is that it could be a few days or longer before he discovers it - so there's potential for me to forget that I did it. But since our offices share a wall, I'll get to hear is confounded reaction!!!!  
 

[fastwin]

There's a lot of evil in this thread. Evil but damn funny!

I worked at my county's criminal courthouse for years. One of the judges I worked for had been a friend since we were kids. I got the job when won his bench in an election. He and a couple of other judges were good buddies and were constantly make the beast with two backsing with each other and I got to sit back and watch it all. Funny shit.

My judge had bought some sort of raffle ticket to something (can't remember) and the big prize was a new Ford Taurus from a local dealership. One of the other judges somehow saw the ticket long enough to get the number off it. When the day of the raffle drawing arrived the other judge had one of his clerks call my judge and informed him he was the winner of the raffle and for him to come down to the Ford dealership the next morning for the big celebration and to get his new Taurus. Apparently it was an Academy Award winning performance by the clerk.

My "pranked" judge went all over the courthouse telling everyone that he had won the car in the raffle. He excitedly called home to tell the wife and kiddos the good news. He was make the beast with two backsing stoked!!! He couldn't believe his good luck.

Next day his kids go to school telling everyone about Dad winning a new car. He puts his morning court docket on hold and the wife drives him to the dealership for the big party and new car. You guessed it. They looked at him like he was make the beast with two backsing nuts and he starts to argue with them that he was called about the winning ticket. This head banging contest went on for quite a while with the owner of the dealership even getting involved. Ever so slowly it began to sink in that he had been had. Apparently there was a lot of cussing on the drive home and his wife was balling the whole way!

Of course the kids were absolutely furious. They had convinced all their un-believing classmates that it was true, now they had to go back the next day and tell them it was all a big prank on their Dad!! The oldest boy even called the prankster judge and told him he hated him!!!

Good stuff... of course the revenge stories are just as good!