They must be getting desperate (VS that is)

[dolci]

I just got the following emailed to me:


DucatiMonster.org Newsletter




Tell Us Your Monster-ous Story!

DucatiMonster.org has a new look, and with that new look comes a contest!

All you have to do is tell us a story about your Ducati Monster, and you could win an Amsoil Oil Change Package! This prize package includes four quarts of oil and an oil filter, worth a total value of $75.

Journey from coast to coast on your Monster? Get up a little too close and personal with the asphalt, but lived to tell about it? Did you show your friends on their Japanese rockets and chrome-crazy Harleys just why they call it a “Monster”?

Just post your story in the official 'Tell Us Your Monster-ous Story' contest thread by 11:59 pm Monday, May 19.

The best ten entries will be chosen and we'll run a poll where you and the DML community can vote for their favorite story. The top three winners will win the Amsoil Oil Change Package.

Voting will run from Tuesday, May 20 until Memorial Day, Monday, May 26. In the event of a tie, we'll hold a run-off between the top vote-getters.



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[ryandalling]

Yeah... they banned me... I guess I can not respond.  As I paid for the site, my lawyer says I can get them for my money back as a breach of contract. Since they are selectively enforcing their SPAM policy to only include people linking to the DMF. Anyhow... could be fun to at least get membership dues back, and say, "In your face."   Well... since my lawyer is family and not asking for money too. 

[Ducatiloo]

Yeah... they banned me... I guess I can not respond.  As I paid for the site, my lawyer says I can get them for my money back as a breach of contract. Since they are selectively enforcing their SPAM policy to only include people linking to the DMF. Anyhow... could be fun to at least get membership dues back, and say, "In your face."   Well... since my lawyer is family and not asking for money too. 

That would be a good story to enter! 

[Grampa]

This one time.... in band camp, I............

[Dietrich]

I simply replied to the email with this:

"Please take me off of this insulting email list."

[junior varsity]

I got that damn email also.

And it sure did get me to login. To login and figure out how to delete my account (no luck) but I was able to remove 'accept emails from administrators' option.

they must be french canadiens. the rest of america jr. would not do this to me.

[desmoquattro]

There was once a rabid Monster fan. He had two Ducatis, a lot of miles under his belt, and was a passionate advocate of the brand and the model. His favorite internet site was a great place to find out information about Monsters, and bikes in general. Then some evil Canadarians took the site over and everyone left.

THE END

[SacDuc]

There was once a rabid Monster fan. He had two Ducatis, a lot of miles under his belt, and was a passionate advocate of the brand and the model. His favorite internet site was a great place to find out information about Monsters, and bikes in general. Then some evil Canadarians took the site over and everyone left.

THE END

WINNER!

Ride to Santa Barbara and I'll change your oil for you.   

[desmoquattro]

WINNER!

Ride to Santa Barbara and I'll change your oil for you.   

[Ash]

i got that email too.  pathetic...   

[motogpfan]

WINNER!

Ride to Santa Barbara and I'll change your oil for you.   

Dude,
What? The? make the beast with two backs? Where the make the beast with two backs have you been?

[sqweak]

Dude,
What? The? make the beast with two backs? Where the make the beast with two backs have you been?

He got married.  You know what that means...














Anal.

[androgynous]

He got married.  You know what that means...














Anal.

hahahahaahah 

[Ash]

He got married.  You know what that means...














Anal.

without a credit card!

[slowpoke13]

I say someone should post up the most boring story about dropping their bike in the parking lot and getting a tank dent.

Then, everyone here votes to make that one the winner.