They must be getting desperate (VS that is)

Started by dolci, May 13, 2008, 11:59:56 AM

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krolik

Quote from: desmoquattro on May 13, 2008, 12:26:58 PM
There was once a rabid Monster fan. He had two Ducatis, a lot of miles under his belt, and was a passionate advocate of the brand and the model. His favorite internet site was a great place to find out information about Monsters, and bikes in general. Then some evil Canadarians took the site over and everyone left.

THE END

I posted this. ;D
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

lawbreaker

Its time to move on..... New digs so the old one is no more as far as i'm concerned.

I just deleted the email received.


I'm now a happy DMF'ER! [thumbsup]

PizzaMonster

Quote from: aaronb on May 13, 2008, 07:22:48 PM
i just read the first five stories...  :P


Man...Those stories sound like they were written by brain-dead zombies.

I'm thinking maybe they were written by a DML admin. ;D
The Ducati Monster Forum - Time Well Wasted  :-)

SacDuc


Stop me if you've heard this one:

So there I was going 140 mph on my m620 . . .

Oh, you have heard it? Yeah that was awesome wasn't it? I'll post the video later.
HATERS GONNA HATE.

IZ

Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2008, 08:44:28 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one:

So there I was going 140 mph on my m620 . . .

Oh, you have heard it? Yeah that was awesome wasn't it? I'll post the video later.

Speaking of..

has R-140 been spotted on the DMF yet??



Ugh..I just recieved the email myself!   [roll]

They're using my old email address too!! How the F*ck?!  I replaced it with GIJoe @yahoo.com when I heard of the VS take-over!! 
Bastards!!  >:( >:( >:(
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

SacDuc


So Pillar and Cherub Rock are  . . .

Nah, make the beast with two backs it, that story is waaaaay too long.
;D

HATERS GONNA HATE.

MikeZ

I received it the other day too.  A week after I removed my email address from TOB.  Bastards!
'03 M1000Sie (in need of a bath), '71 Honda CB500 (the Project), '10 Tiger (the tourer)

KnightofNi

Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2008, 11:09:52 PM
So Pillar and Cherub Rock are  . . .

Nah, make the beast with two backs it, that story is waaaaay too long.
;D



is this the story with the midget in the dutch air force?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

the_Journeyman

Got the email too.  It went in the trash folder ~

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

motogpfan

Quote from: SacDuc on May 13, 2008, 07:23:30 PM
I've spent the last 14 months or so work my make the beast with two backsing ass off. Trying my hand at a new career. Working a second gig doing freelance design work. Working on the house a lot (front yard is kick ass now with the new deck and all). Just been trying to keep it together here as Melissa builds her sales territory. She has a new territory in Vegas now so she's there a lot. But she's doing great and was wondering about you and Suzy-Q just the other day. How are you kids making out?

Anyway, after TOB start to catch the ghey with Spidey and the lot doing the over moderating thing I completely lost interest in the DML. So, because I'm a bad person, I just sort of drifted away from life in general. It's been just work for me lately. I could go on and on. The point is that I've decided to have a life again.

Cheers mate.

sac

nice to see you're still alive dude. Will we be seeing you in June?

aaronb

i assume by the email address that it is right from the new admin.  so i set up a rule to forward anything i get from th dml back to him and delete it from my inbox.   (thanks for the idea guy on sbn!)
Milwaukee, WI
'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

SacDuc

Quote from: motogpfan on May 15, 2008, 04:53:04 PM
nice to see you're still alive dude. Will we be seeing you in June?

Depends, are you coming out to SB? No traveling for me for a while. I'm hopefully starting a new gig soon so my time off will be limited. You two crazy kids always have a place to stay on the California coast.

[beer]

sac

HATERS GONNA HATE.

motogpfan

Quote from: SacDuc on May 15, 2008, 07:39:59 PM
Depends, are you coming out to SB? No traveling for me for a while. I'm hopefully starting a new gig soon so my time off will be limited. You two crazy kids always have a place to stay on the California coast.

[beer]

sac



we'll be going to Hawaii in July. We might be having an overnight layover in Cali.... I smell oyster shooters.

SacDuc

Quote from: motogpfan on May 16, 2008, 04:44:31 AM
we'll be going to Hawaii in July. We might be having an overnight layover in Cali.... I smell oyster shooters.


Just name the time and place. I'm up for a scoot down to LA if need be. And this time I'll be sure to ask LM's permission BEFORE we get BP too drunk to ride home to his special dinner.  Oops. [laugh]

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Grampa

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *hick, er weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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