ducati bug art.

Started by tristantumble, January 28, 2009, 03:02:05 PM

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tristantumble

07.695 (sold)
07. sport 1000 biposto

causeofkaos

nice bike shes kinda hot but mostly a wing nut.
Favorite convo i read on this board
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"F**K U IT HAPPENED"

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty pristine body, but rather to come in sliding sideways all used up screaming F*CK YEAH WHAT A RDIE!!

Oldfisti

Quote from: causeofkaos on January 28, 2009, 03:59:02 PM
nice bike shes kinda hot but mostly a wing nut.


Thank you. I second that.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Arimaul

Ducati 999? Wasn't that a monster?
2007 S2R 1000

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Buckethead

Quote from: alfisti on January 28, 2009, 04:52:10 PM
S2R 1000

Which was misidentified as an S2R800 by someone about 10 responses down.

And, yeah, if she made clocks, they'd be



too.
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

tristantumble

07.695 (sold)
07. sport 1000 biposto

Sleeper_I

"last thing that went through their head... was their ass!"  [laugh]

Here's my take:
She owns and loves her Ducati
Started out as a starving artist
Owns no four wheels or sold them to keep her Duc
Finally fed up after multiple failed attempts to sell her work at fairs
Not enough place to strap her unsold canvas
Decided to strap one in the front
Haul ass home to cry
....... *feel free to add on and or edit*  ;D

tristantumble

Quote from: Sleeper_I on January 29, 2009, 12:25:01 AM
"last thing that went through their head... was their ass!"  [laugh]

Here's my take:
She owns and loves her Ducati
Started out as a starving artist
Owns no four wheels or sold them to keep her Duc
Finally fed up after multiple failed attempts to sell her work at fairs
Not enough place to strap her unsold canvas
Decided to strap one in the front
Haul ass home to cry
....... *feel free to add on and or edit*  ;D

When she took the paintings off the front, she noticed all the dead bugs.
Instead of feeling sick to her stomach, an idea was born.
Dead mice, larger insects don't sell as well- so the formula for success was born.
She now rides the highways riding our world of mosquitos.
07.695 (sold)
07. sport 1000 biposto

cbartlett419

tell me again what the make the beast with two backs I'm in school for? If I had only known, I'd have spent the tuition money on a half dozen motorcycles and ,you know, "experimented" with various "medium" and "processes". and I guess substantial track time would be in order, as a "variation of a theme". [laugh]

zooom

I GOT A NEW IDEA FOR ARTWORK FOR HER....


ride her bike through a gauntlet of us shooting paintballs at the canvas!!!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

the_Journeyman

That would hurt but have an interesting painting & story!

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Special K

As an artist who actually works for a living (preproduction for advertising, television and movies) I'd normally be the first to viciously ridicule this woman, but, I gotta say; I kind of dig this wacky chick. She's funny, she rides a Ducati (with proper safety gear) and once in a while she must get some rich saps to buy her bug-art.

Fantastic!

Oldfisti

#13
Proper safety gear but she covers her headlight...   ???


Personally, I want to be seen coming down the road.


Just sayin'
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

hcomp

Yeah but in all fairness to the lady, she paints fish really well......(check her site)
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