Damn birds got me again

Started by silentbob, January 31, 2009, 07:19:28 PM

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silentbob

I must give off some kind of weird electromagnetic radiation that attracts birds be cause I feel like I am in an Alfred Hitchcock movie sometimes. 

I have sucked sparrows into my intakes, been hit in the head by countless pigeons, almost got killed by a wild turkey, get attacked when I walk into the bird cage at the zoo, and today I had a football sized bird crash right through the windshield of my 1098.

Strange stuff.

NAKID

Dude that sux! Through as in broke the windshield? Pics?
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sfarchie

I suggest getting some lessons from C.B. "Sully" Sullenberger in case you ride near the Hudson River.  ;)
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DucHead

Perhaps its payback for punching babies.   :P
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Special K

I hope I'm never on a plane with you flying out of Newark!

silentbob

Quote from: NAKID on January 31, 2009, 07:29:45 PM
Dude that sux! Through as in broke the windshield? Pics?

Hard to tell from this crappy cell phone pic taken in the dark.  It split the whole windshield down the middle.



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silentbob

Quote from: Special K on January 31, 2009, 08:13:50 PM
I hope I'm never on a plane with you flying out of Newark!
i was on a us airways flight the same day that happened

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Jobu

Quote from: silentbob on January 31, 2009, 07:19:28 PM
I must give off some kind of weird electromagnetic radiation that attracts birds be cause I feel like I am in an Alfred Hitchcock movie sometimes. 

I have sucked sparrows into my intakes, been hit in the head by countless pigeons, almost got killed by a wild turkey, get attacked when I walk into the bird cage at the zoo, and today I had a football sized bird crash right through the windshield of my 1098.

Strange stuff.

You have birds. 

IZ has nails.
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Howie

Only been a bird strike victim once.  Did you treat birds badly when you were little? 

LA

Quote from: howie on January 31, 2009, 10:06:22 PM
Only been a bird strike victim once.  Did you treat birds badly when you were little? 

Jebus, I hope that's not it.  My Daisy Red Rider Special BB gun will have doomed me.

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Drunken Monkey

Weird. Something about where you live / how fast you ride?

Do you wear a floral print safety vest of something? Picture of a bird feeder on your chest?

In 25 years of riding, the worst I've done is take out a crow.

Bugs on the other hand... I swear the larger flying beetle type things wait until I flip up my visor before they decide to dive straight at me. A few dozen times I've been nailed hard enough to leave a big welt. Not to mention the inside of my helmet looks like the aftermath of a lobster suicide bomber.

[puke]
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red baron

#13
Time to start fixing the bird overpopulation issue. [evil]



Maybe the birds know what you're capable of?


So much for the wash job the 1098 got.
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erkishhorde

Huh... I've seen a truck rear end a bird that was flying too low on the freeway but never seen someone get hit by a bird head-on or otherwise. Odd... That'd scare the shit outa me.
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