On your deathbed, what will your last words be?

[lauramonster]

 

that's especially funny since your dream the other night.....

[Porsche Monkey]

that's especially funny since your dream the other night.....

It was Iz's dream. I was poking fun.   

[NAKID]

"I drank what?"

[KnightofNi]

"I drank what?"

no seriously, is there an antidote?

[herm]

one bourbon,
one shot,
one beer...

[raulduke]

I told you I was sick...

[DY]

“On the ground again!...I've been beat on my whole life, this is nothing.”

-Jens Pulver after his first fight with Penn

[CairnsDuc]

"I am not your Father..."

[lethe]

I'll just rip off the smelliest, loudest fart ever, proceed to spontaneously combust and burn down the hospital and everyone in it.

[tonyj311]

Shallow Hal-
Nurse?
                   
Yes, Reverend Larson?
                   
- Did you see the cowboy?
- The cowboy?

                   
The cowboy who gave me
the singing nickel in Pudding Town? 
                   
OK. l think it's time
to turn down the morphine drip. 
                   
Reverend Larson, your son is here. 
                   
OK, sure. Send her in.
                   
Ladies? A little privacy. 
                   
Dad? 
                   
lt's me, Dad. Hal. 
                   
Glad you're here, kiddo.
Got a few things to tell ya. 
                   
First, l want you to promise
that no matter what you do in life, 
                   
you will never ever settle for average. 
                   
Yes, sir. 
                   
Second, don't be satisfied
with routine poontang. 
                   
Don't do what l did. 
                   
l married for love, and your mother
Betty has been a nightmare. 
                   
But, Dad, Mom's name is Marian. 
                   
Listen to me. l'm giving you pearls here. 
                   
And third, find yourself 
                   
a classic beauty 
                   
with a perfect can, and great totties. 
                   
That will put you in good stead
with the Lord. lt's all in here. 
                   
Yes, sir. 
                   
Hot young tail's what it's all about. 
                   
Hot young tail.
 

[NAKID]

"I drank what?"

no seriously, is there an antidote?

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

[TiNi]

goodbye   

[lethe]

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

I thought he said,"Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. "

[He Man]

depends on who im saying it too

my wife "i never loved you........" fakes death..."just kidding" unless i really didnt love her. lol
my son " you were a girl and we attatched a penis from another baby because your mother and I wanted a boy"
my daughter "....thats why your a lesbian...."

I'd also find a way to make the meter flat line at will so i could pull pranks on everyone.

[Speedbag]

I'll just rip off the smelliest, loudest fart ever, proceed to spontaneously combust and burn down the hospital and everyone in it.