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On your deathbed, what will your last words be?

Started by Popeye the Sailor, February 01, 2009, 07:40:27 PM

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teddy037.2

#15
February 02, 2009, 01:18:28 AM
...make the beast with two backsin'... hurts....


JEFF_H

#16
February 02, 2009, 09:10:47 AM
Same thing I said last time-
Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.

(i keed, i keed)
;D

ducatiz

#17
February 02, 2009, 09:20:18 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Porsche Monkey

#18
February 02, 2009, 09:54:56 AM
That was fun
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

the_Journeyman

#19
February 02, 2009, 09:56:40 AM
"Tell me someone got that on video!?!"

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

herm

#20
February 02, 2009, 11:06:12 AM
damn,.........i forgot to....[end]
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

causeofkaos

#22
February 02, 2009, 11:38:26 AM
(pointing at differant people)
F-YOU,   F-YOU,  F-YOU,  your  cool, IM OUT!!!
Favorite convo i read on this board
"PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"
"F**K U IT HAPPENED"

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty pristine body, but rather to come in sliding sideways all used up screaming F*CK YEAH WHAT A RDIE!!

the_Journeyman

#23
February 02, 2009, 11:38:59 AM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on February 02, 2009, 11:37:19 AM
"Pull my finger"

This could be enhanced if you're dying of leprosy...

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

swampduc

#24
February 02, 2009, 12:19:02 PM
"There is


another


Sky

walk

errrr...."
Respeta mi autoridad!

rgramjet

#25
February 02, 2009, 12:23:09 PM
I shoulda banged that chick at the strip club.....

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Super T.I.B

#26
February 02, 2009, 12:42:24 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 02, 2009, 11:38:59 AM
This could be enhanced if you're dying of leprosy...

JM

Or terminal diarrhoea.   ;)

DCXCV

#27
February 02, 2009, 01:41:11 PM
Well I doubt I'll die in a bed but if I did it'd be:
I swear she said she was single!

But my more likely last words:
oh... shit!
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

lauramonster

#28
February 02, 2009, 01:52:10 PM
what do you mean, don't light that cigarette here?!
Frickin' snow!

Porsche Monkey

#29
February 02, 2009, 02:10:40 PM
You screw like your sister.
                or
something about Christy Turlington
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

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