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On your deathbed, what will your last words be?

Started by Popeye the Sailor, February 01, 2009, 07:40:27 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

February 01, 2009, 07:40:27 PM
"Kids......there's a whole bunch of money buried under....."    /expires


If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Grampa

#1
February 01, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
I think I crapped my pants...... somebody wanna get that for me?
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So I went solo.  -Me

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Bun-bun

#2
February 01, 2009, 07:49:28 PM
"Damn girl, I think the viagra's starting to kick in. . . . . "
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superjohn

#3
February 01, 2009, 07:52:05 PM
"Don't forget to feed the cat....."






I don't have a cat.

Bick

#4
February 01, 2009, 07:58:54 PM
"This is the big one.  I'm coming, 'Lizabeth, I'm comin'!"
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triangleforge

#5
February 01, 2009, 08:05:42 PM
Hey Cletus, you sure you got that video runnin'?
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sugarcrook

#6
February 01, 2009, 08:11:09 PM
"I'm better off without you."
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KnightofNi

#8
February 01, 2009, 08:24:56 PM
if you pull that plug i'm haunting your ass.
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Oldfisti

#9
February 01, 2009, 09:43:27 PM
I've received total consciousness, so I've got that going for me.
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CowboyBeebop

#10
February 01, 2009, 10:06:18 PM
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

Not mine, but I've always agreed with it.

Popeye the Sailor

#11
February 01, 2009, 10:09:53 PM
Quote from: CowboyBeebop on February 01, 2009, 10:06:18 PM
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

Not mine, but I've always agreed with it.

You don't like my cause of torturing the kids for years?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ROBsS4R

#12
February 01, 2009, 10:31:39 PM
I would probably just say I hope to see you on the other side.

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il d00d

#13
February 01, 2009, 10:34:45 PM
"Rosebud, LOL"

[first apparent death]

"No seriously, I had this sled.  Kicked ASS. Look in my..."

[second apparent death]

"I feel like shit"

~FIN~

Big Troubled Bear

#14
February 02, 2009, 12:25:53 AM
Time to look after yourselves for a change ;D
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