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Started by Bun-bun, February 09, 2009, 06:05:24 PM

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NeufUnSix

#45
February 11, 2009, 06:50:35 AM
Now I know why you guys are so keen to CCW.

:P
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Popeye the Sailor

#46
February 11, 2009, 12:29:09 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on February 09, 2009, 06:05:24 PM
     
     Neighbor #1; husband, wife, two boys(6&8). They had a good marriage, then he started trying to convince her that they should swing with other people. Last year, she finally agreed, and started bringing guys home. He kept trying to pick up women, but not much luck.


What, four pages and no one asked?


Is she hot?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Sinister

#47
February 11, 2009, 12:41:46 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 11, 2009, 12:29:09 PM
Is she hot?

Geez, you're insensitive.  I have half a mind to report your post to the moderator. 
















Bwahahaahahahahaha!!!!!  [laugh] 
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Bun-bun

#48
February 11, 2009, 07:21:38 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 11, 2009, 12:29:09 PM
Is she hot?
Honestly, not so much. She's kinda cute, but about 50 pounds too much woman for my tastes.
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Drunken Monkey

#49
February 11, 2009, 09:38:51 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on February 11, 2009, 07:21:38 PM
Honestly, not so much. She's kinda cute, but about 50 pounds too much woman for my tastes.

So you're saying she weighs about 50 lbs?

But officer, the joke was just sitting there , I just had to take it  [laugh]
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

Oldfisti

#50
February 12, 2009, 07:34:10 AM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on February 11, 2009, 09:38:51 PM
So you're saying she weighs about 50 lbs?

But officer, the joke was just sitting there , I just had to take it  [laugh]


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]   I don't care who you are. That's funny right there!
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Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Statler

#51
February 12, 2009, 10:00:20 AM
Quote from: herm on February 10, 2009, 08:03:11 PM
there are at least two breaches of confidentiality going on here.... ;)

where?

G saying she is surprised at the number of teachers and daycare providers doing hard drugs and overdosing is no breach.   Divorce pleadings are public so no breach there.

:-*
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Bun-bun

#52
February 12, 2009, 08:11:32 PM
Updaet: According to my wife, (I'm out of town right now.) they let neighbor #1 out of detox early so that he could deal with the insurance co. and contractor in the aftermath of their house fire. No idea if this is temporary.
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling
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