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A manicure the hard way

Started by ducatiz, February 13, 2009, 07:16:16 AM

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ducatiz

February 13, 2009, 07:16:16 AM
I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THIS

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29170772/

Crash breaks woman's record-length fingernails
She loses 28 feet worth when she's ejected from SUV in accident

28 FEET OF FINGERNAILS.. 30 INCHES EACH..

BARF!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

the_Journeyman

#1
February 13, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
How could you go about daily activities like that?

JM
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ADULT TRUTHS

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NAKID

#2
February 13, 2009, 07:32:46 AM
It didn't say whether she was wearing her seat belt or not, but being ejected is typically caused by NOT wearing it...
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Grampa

#3
February 13, 2009, 07:45:46 AM
We can rebuild her

- O Goldman
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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OverCaffeinated

#4
February 13, 2009, 07:56:39 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 13, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
How could you go about daily activities like that?

JM


exactly how does one wipe their butt with 28in nails?

Grampa

#5
February 13, 2009, 07:58:10 AM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on February 13, 2009, 07:56:39 AM

exactly how does one wipe their butt with 28in nails?

timmy.... come over her and clean grammy ma's bottom please
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

the_Journeyman

#6
February 13, 2009, 08:02:24 AM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on February 13, 2009, 07:56:39 AM

exactly how does one wipe their butt with 28in nails?

That was one of the very thoughts that crossed my mind  [laugh]  That and she was in a vehicle, the seat belt comment makes me think she might not have even been capable of buckling a seat belt!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducatiz

#7
February 13, 2009, 08:56:02 AM
y'all is nasty
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

erkishhorde

#8
February 13, 2009, 09:02:06 AM
I saw someone at a restaurant that had long finger nails like here when I was kid. To open those little butter packets she used a fork and even holding utensils required a special technique.  [roll] I wonder if she lost any of her nails. I mean like had them ripped off or if they broke far enough away from the finger tip that they were safe.
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DCXCV

#9
February 13, 2009, 09:29:34 AM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on February 13, 2009, 07:56:39 AM

exactly how does one wipe their butt with 28in nails?

Bidet? 
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

ducatiz

#10
February 13, 2009, 09:57:09 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Ash

#11
February 13, 2009, 10:15:37 AM





[puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]

DCXCV

#12
February 13, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Ash on February 13, 2009, 10:15:37 AM
[puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]

Oh, you know you like it.  Think of the wicked claw marks she'd leave in your back!
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

swampduc

#13
February 13, 2009, 10:25:03 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on February 13, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
Oh, you know you like it.  Think of the wicked claw marks she'd leave in your back!
And your chest at the same time  [puke]
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ducatiz

#14
February 13, 2009, 10:35:31 AM
 [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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