sleeping with the enemy

[Sinister]

what?
are you saying that guys have ulterior for hanging out with "girls who are friends"
no way.......

And, thus, the point is proven...

[corey]

bail out dude.

[Porsche Monkey]

I've just been there and done that...

I think most of us have probably been in this situation at one point or another.  This happened to me at the end of a five year relationship. The best thing I could have/should have done was listen to my friends when they told me to leave.  

[rgramjet]

To this day my wife does not believe me when I tell her guys are after one thing only.  I told her a hundred times that if a guy says something as simple as "hi" to her what he is really saying is "you look good and do you put out".  She is slowly starting to come around now that I have been able to proove my point a few times.

Then there is the other thing.  She was talkin about this Dr. where she works and said he is always trying to have a conversation with her and I told her that he was probably hitting on her.  Then she comes home one day and says he complimented her on her new hairstyle.  I tell her that he is either trying to hook up with her or he is gay one or the other.  Straight guys dont just notice hair usually unless they are trying to impress a woman.  Well she denied both options until a couple weeks later when the Dr. introduced her to his life partner.

My wife took golf lessons and exclaimed proudly that her instructer said she has "A Natural" swing......

For several weeks, I watched my wife at the driving range. Im here to tell you that baby seal hunters have a smoother, nicer swing than my wife as she hacks at that poor golf ball. 

I told her he is either trying to close her on a years worth of lessons or trying to get in her pants.  Next lesson she got the hard sell, "What do I have to do to get you to buy a block of lessons today?"

[Popeye the Sailor]

Piller.



Run!

[cyrus buelton]

geez, better be scared that my wife is friends with guys........

[Super T.I.B]

I have nothing...oh wait, yes I do!


WWSDD?

[NAKID]

WWSDD?

I think that's obvious, ANAL





















then run....

[Piller]

lol

i cut it off with her today.  Too bad because I liked her son more than her, and he always asked when I was coming over next.  But there were other red flags as you can imagine...  the loose condoms in her bedside drawer, the vaseline container on her dresser drawer, the half used bottle of personal lube in the medicine cabinet.   

She was a good looking girl, but I knew I'd be drawing the line at some point.  Yeah, she could say what she wanted, but there was a reason she called him over to hang out.  She said he was there to comfort her because she was having a bad day... yeah, right.  And why the need to do it in person instead of on the phone? 

She left me a long message saying how much she cares about me, and how much her son loves me, etc. 

It just sucks because I haven't been in a relationship in 5 years.  Not counting the african refugee.  Counting my dope habit, getting clean, and then taking care of my father - it all added up.  so now I'm desperate.  You can't pick up normal chicks when you have the stink of desperation on you. 

too bad - I liked going there and just chilling with her and her son.  This is the second time I've hooked up with a chick with a kid, and I always get attached to the kid.  I guess at 33, I'm thinking more about settling down or something.  This chick is 36, you'd think she would want the same - she did talk about getting married, and she asked me if I would want kids with her and stuff.  She definitely had me going. 

So back to  for me I guess.  Someone's bound to come along though.

[ducpainter]

    

J. Geils Band
Musta Got Lost, With Intro lyrics

(Spoken)
Hold on this song has a little introduction to it
It's ain't supposed to be sad though you might feel it that way
It's a song about desperation,
Every now and then we do get desperate

This is a song about L-O-V-E,
and if you abuse it you're gonn' lose it
and if you lose it you're gonn' 'buse and
if you 'buse it you aint gonn' be able to choose it
cuz you aint gonn' have it further on down the line
things aint gonn' be so fine
you're gonn' to be sitting there on your little.. machine
tryin to look and keep it clean and
You're going to be home playing bingo all night all alone
and that's why your sittin there by the telephone
and you know that she aint goin to call you!

So you put on the TV and you're watchin Johnny Carson
segwayin right into the Tomorrow show
but that don't got the go so you turn it off ya turn on the radio,
the radio don't' seem to get the click so you say
"Hey Man, I can't lickety split"
You start to open up a little book
and there's somethin there you got to overlook
and you say "BABY, you know there's somethin on my mind!
"You say "Baby there's somethin on my mind -
I know that you're home and I know you aint all alone! "

So you start walking over to her house
and you get over to her house
and you walk over to her door and
you start poundin on her door and you say
"Open up the door pregnant dog!”
This is wooba gooba with the green teeth, let me in!!"

Well, she opens up the door
and then you just kinda walk up to her and say
"Baby", (say Baby!) you look up way up at her green mascara
and you say "Oh my darling,
you know her and me was at the party as friends -
do not believe what they say
that's only gossip that they tellin ya -
a wise crack of lies!"
You say Darling!!!

Take your big curls and squeeze them down Ratumba -
What's the name of the chick with the long hair?
(Rapunzel!) Hey Rapunzel!
Heh heh... Hey Reputa the beautah! Reputa the Beautah!
Hey Reputa the Beautah flip me down your hair
and let me climb up to the ladder of your love!!
Because this is the wooba gooba sayin to ya
"Love comes once and when it comes
you better grab it fast cuz sometimes the love
you grab aint gonn' last and
I believe I musta,
You know I think I musta,
You know baby I think I musta,
You know I think I musta,
I musta got lost!!!!!!!

1…2….3…

(Sung)
Never thought about tomorrow
Seemed like a long time to come
How could I be so blind, baby
Not to see you were the one

I let ya slip on from me baby
I let ya walk on by,
Shoulda loved, you told me
I refused to love, I let it die

Musta got lost, musta got lost, musta got lost
Somewhere down the line
Musta got lost, musta got lost
Give away the day you were mine

Don't know why I let you leave me
Honey I don't know
See its hard to see lovin' comin baby
But I have a way to see it go

Musta got lost, musta got lost, musta got lost
Somewhere down the line
Musta got lost, I got lost
Give away the day you were mine

Love can be a sweet thing
girl I just don't understand
made a game outta lovin' you
now I hold a losin' hand

Musta got lost, musta got lost, musta got lost
Somewhere down the line
Musta got lost, I got lost girl
Give away the day you were mine

I just don't understand it
I just don't understand it
I just don't understand it

And I musta got lost, musta got lost, musta got lost
Somewhere down the line, hey
Musta got lost, baby, I got lost girl
Give away the day you were mine

Musta got lost, I got lost, musta got lost
somewhere down the line
Musta got lost, I got lost girl
Give away the day you were mine

C'mon
Oh, I got lost, double-crossed
Your lovin, give it to me all night long

(Instrumental Break)

I said your love got me higher,
than I ever been lifted before

I said your love got me higher,
than I ever been lifted before……

Somewhere…………………

[Porsche Monkey]

Pillar, when you least expect something good to come along, it will. Good on ya for doing the right thing. 

[Piller]

so... today was the most awkward day of my life.

1) I broke up with a cop
2) I fired someone for the first time in my life
3) I got chased by my bosses wife, she angrily ran after me yelling.

The third was the icing on the cake.  He's going through a divorce and he just told her he's seeing another chick.  So she's been sleeping in the basement.  She was going to come home any time, and I was really wanting to get out of there before I had to see her.  We had all been friends before all the divorce shit went down, and its just really awkward.

So... we hear the garage door opening, and I run to grab my coat.  Then I hear her footsteps in the kitchen walking out the other way.  I had to sneak simultaneously around the other way so by the time she got to where I was at, I would then be in the kitchen where she was at.   The only problem is she knew exactly what I was doing somehow, and she knew I was sneaking around to avoid her.  So I made it to the kitchen, proud of my leet sneaking ability, and then she came running and screaming after me.  It was so melodramatic (she was sarcastically yelling and flailing her arms), I thought the whole thing was a joke for a moment.  I thought maybe the whole divorce thing was a setup or something, and they planned it all to make me super uncomfortable or something.  Then she started yelling "SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL.  SO WHAT??  SO I GOT CHEATED ON, AND NOW I'M GETTING CHEATED ON AGAIN SO WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE"  I just kind of smiled and mumbled something and made a bee line for the door.  The dog got out and I just bolted out of there, I didn't try to hold him back or anything.  I just wanted the make the beast with two backs out.  I backed out thinking I could run the dog over and I didn't care.  it was so make the beast with two backsing uncomfortable.   

So, I'm thinking.  WHY ME??  why does this make the beast with two backsing shit happen to me??  My stomach was totally in knots already with firing someone (who really wasn't that bad, so it made me feel alot worse), and the cop thing on top just made me feel nautious.  I feel like I could puke now.

[Chchadder]

It happens to all of us at one time or another.  When you start looking at it like it is happening specifically to you for some unknown but purposeful reason - karma, whatever - is when you gotta just let it go man. 

Shit happens.  People can suck.  But not always.

Don't forget that last part because when you are ready to start letting someone else in again, that's when that becomes important.

This is a great place with a lot of great people, very few of which ever suck.   

[slowpoke13]

what?
are you saying that guys have ulterior for hanging out with "girls who are friends"
no way.......

I must contest this...

When I first got stationed in Norfolk I met a waitress. She was a nice girl. A buddy and I would always go to the restaurant. He would always try to pick her up. I always ended up talking to her friends (I can be a good wingman). Over time, her and I became friends (as the other dude got married). Her and I have been friends for 10 years now. I've known her through multiple boyfriends (most didn't like me). I went to her college graduation (and she hooked me up with a sorority friend). She postponed her wedding until I came off deployment so I could be in it (and walk her mom down the aisle). When her mom passed away, I dropped everything and took leave to make the funeral. Her husband and I have become friends. Every time I'm in town we hang out (which is slim from halfway around the world).

We never tried to date (even when she didn't have a boyfriend). She's known my fiance and most of my girlfriends. I know I'm straight (I've got Thai strippers that'll vouch for that).

[Oldfisti]

You've got strippers?    Thai nonetheless?





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